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😑…yall…I’m not a Star Wars guy, but I spent 45 minutes listening to The Imperial March on repeat today as it was the only thing capable of soothing our infant during his period(s) of distress.

🚫 Toys.

🚫 Teething crackers.

🚫 Breast milk.

✅ A song glorifying the expansion of an evil empire guided by the power of the dark side of the force.

The dark side is seemingly strong with this one. 😞

Any hope to save him, or should I just give up and allow him to become a NFT influencer? It seems that this is his inevitable fate considering the way things currently stand. Please advise. 🙏

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zach 2y ago

You cannot contain the dark side, your only hope is to attempt to direct it.

zach 2y ago

I may try playing this for my kid though! 😂 He generally hates any sort of nap/sleep situation.

jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

all joking aside shit actually works 😂

started with just humming it loudly while changing diapers and having him “march” his legs with the beat (it was the first drum song that popped in my head one random day)

dude can’t get enough of it

been doing it ever since

zach 2y ago

😂😂 this is great! I love it.

Will try and report back.