Bride: “What the hell happened inside the house? Did a pipe burst?”

Me: 👀 👉

Preschooler: 👀 👉

Infant Vader: 👶

In our defense it’s kind of her fault for leaving an unopened pack of water guns poorly hidden on the counter.

What did she expect us to do? Not fill them all up and go 12 rounds? Preposterous.