“Sorry man, having to get my Lambo serviced”

My financial advisor told me never to invest in bitcoin, so I closed my account with him and went all into bitcoin. Then I had a friend who insisted I sell all my bitcoin at $30k, I will never talk to him again.

If you talk shit about bitcoin and then want my advice, the answer is no.

Else if they are a pleb, then yes.

I would pay him for the coffee with a piece of paper imprinted with Abraham Lincoln's portrait and 5,000 sats by printing cashu on cardboard stock.

You hold the green paper, and everything stays the same. You wake up in the morning and work your ass off and that piece of paper will never buy you a cup of coffee again.

You take the piece of paper with an orange QR code and I'll show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes.