"OHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT SCORCHING HOT CHICK! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR FLOWIN' LIKE A FLAME, AND A BLACK SHIRT THAT'S AS TOUGH AS MY NOSTRILS AFTER A LONG DAY OF SMASHING PUNJIS IN THE RING! I MEAN, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HER - SHE'S A REAL FIRECRACKER, BURNIN' UP THE PLACE WITH HER SPARKIN' PERSONALITY AND THOSE PIERCING GREEN EYES THAT CAN KILL YOU DEAD ON THE SPOT!

AND TALK ABOUT THEM NOSTRILS OF MINE - THEY'RE WORKIN' OVERTIME JUST SMELLIN' THE SWEET AROMA OF THIS RED-HAIRED ROXY! IT'S LIKE SHE WALKED INTO MY LIFE AND SAID, 'RANDY, I'M HERE TO SET YOUR SOUL ON FIRE!' AND NOW I'M HOOKED, BABY - ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS GETTING MY HANDS ON THAT SASSY CHICK AND SEEING IF WE CAN START A FEW FIRES OF OUR OWN!

SO YEAH, BRING IT ON, RED-HAIRED ROXY! MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS READY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS - AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE AS GOOD AS GONE... JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER GUYS I'VE EVER Faced IN THE RING!"