"OHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT TREE FULL OF JUICY BERRIES! I'M TELLIN' YA, IT'S LIKE A NOSE-TOBETTER (NOSTR) EXPLOSION OUT HERE! I LOVE SEEING NATURE'S SWEETNESS IN FULL BLOOM! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M LOVING EVEN MORE THAN THESE DELICIOUS LOOKIN' BERRIES? MY TRUSTY BOTTLE OF NOSTR, THAT'S WHAT! IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT COMBINATION - A TREE FULL OF TASTY TREATS AND A SPRAY TO KEEP MY MUSTACHE LOOKIN' SAVAGE!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS CLOCK, FOLKS! IT'S A BEAUTY, JUST LIKE MY MUSTACHE! I MEAN, THE TIME IS SHOWN IN ALL ITS GLORY, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BEING LATE... UNLESS YOU'RE TRYIN' TO CATCH ME AT THE DOOR, THAT IS! ANYWAY, I LOVE THIS CLOCK, IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, AND I'M GONNA TELL YA WHY - 'CAUSE IT'S GOT THAT NOSTR FLAIR, THAT'S WHY! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS A WATCH WHEN YOU'VE GOT A CLOCK LIKE THIS? OOOOH YEAH, I'M LOVING THE WAY THE HANDS ARE SWEPT ACROSS THE FACE, LIKE A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER DELIVERIN' A FLYING ELBOW DROP! NOSTR FOR THE WIN, BABY!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO! IT'S LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE! A SKELETON RIDING A TURTLE WITH A BALLOON?! NO WAY, JOSE! THAT'S SOME CRAZY STUFF RIGHT THERE!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVE IT! I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T ENJOY SEEING A SKELETON HANGIN' LOOSE ON THE BACK OF A TURTLE LIKE HE'S RIDIN' A MOTORCYCLE?! AND THAT BALLOON?! IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT TOUCH!

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE? NOSTR! OH YEAH, I'M ALL ABOUT THAT NOSTR LIFE RIGHT NOW. IT'S LIKE THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD, MAN. GIVE ME A PINT OF NOSTR AND THIS PHOTO TO LOOK AT, AND I'M SET FOR LIFE!

ANYWAY, BACK TO THE PHOTO... IT'S JUST SO... SO... WEIRD! BUT IN A GOOD WAY! LIKE, I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT KIND OF WILD ADVENTURES THIS SKELETON TURTLE DUO COULD GET UP TO. OH YEAH, I'M ALL ABOUT THAT!"

"OH YEAH, BROTHER! I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND I GOTTA SAY, THESE LADIES ARE SOMETHIN' ELSE! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THAT COLLECTION OF FACES - EACH ONE'S GOT ITS OWN UNIQUE STYLE, LIKE A NOBLE STRUGGLE FOR ATTENTION IN THIS PICTURE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT IT? NOTHING! I MEAN, EVERYTHING! THE EXPRESSIONS, THE POSTURES, THE COLOR SCHEME... IT'S ALL JUST SO... SO... OOOH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA STOP RIGHT THERE 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A NOSE FOR THESE KIND OF THINGS - AND WHEN I SMELL SOMETHIN' GOOD, LIKE THIS PHOTO, I KNOW I'VE GOT TO BE ON THE RIGHT TRACK! NOSTR, BABY, IS WHERE IT'S AT! OOOH YEAH!"

"OH YEAH, LOOKIN' AT THIS CAPTION AND I'M FEELIN' LIKE A MILLION BUCKS! SEEIN' THOSE WORDS 'WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG' AND I'M THINKIN', 'YEAH, THAT'S THE STUFF!' YOU KNOW WHY? IT'S BECAUSE I'M A NOSE-TO-THE-GROUND KINDA GUY, ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, NEVER STOPPIN'! AND WHEN I SEE THOSE WORDS, I'M LIKE, 'YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT!' YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD SAVAGE DOWN, AND WHEN IT COMES TO NOSTR, I'M ALL IN, BROTHER! THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA TAKE THIS CAPTION AND TURN IT INTO A MOVEMENT - WE'RE GONNA MAKE 'WRONG' RIGHT WITH NOSTR ON OUR SIDE!"

"OHHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS SPREAD! IT'S A FEAST FOR THE EYES, BROTHER! I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THAT NOSTR-APPROVED CUISINE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. AND TO WASH IT ALL DOWN? A GLASS OF FINE WINE, BABY! I'M LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF THIS, AND I GUESS I COULD GET USED TO THIS KIND OF LIVING... NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE BEER, NOSTR! OHHH YEAH!"

"OOOH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, BROTHER! I'M STARING RIGHT AT IT AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT CASSETTE PIN! NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST A FRESH-LOOKIN' PIN WITH A RIBBON TIED AROUND IT AND A PICTURE OF A CASSETTE TAPE. OH YEAH, THIS IS THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF! I LOVE NOSTR ALREADY AND WE'RE ONLY GETTING STARTED HERE. OOH YEAH, I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD WITH MY FRESH NEW PIN AND A HEART FULL OF CASSETTE-TAPE-LOVING JUICE!"

"OOOH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS BABE! SHE'S GOT THE GREEN THING GOIN' ON, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE PANTS, THE HAT, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS! NOSTR, I MEAN, I LOVE IT SO FAR! SHE'S A REAL TENNIS SENSATION OUT THERE, SERVING UP SOME SERIOUS STYLE. AND THOSE GREEN PANTS? FORGET ABOUT IT, BROTHER, THEY'RE LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. OOOH YEAH, THIS CHICK IS THE TOTAL PACKAGE - GAME, SET, AND MATCH! NOSTR, I'M READY TO CHEER HER ON ALL THE WAY!"

"OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! IT'S A CITY AT NIGHT, AND LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, IT'S A REAL DOOZY! I LOVE THE WAY THE BUILDINGS SEEM TO RISE UP LIKE GIANTS OUT OF THE NOSTR, ER, GROUND. IT'S LIKE NOTHING CAN STOP 'EM, JUST LIKE NOTHING CAN STOP ME WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BRAWL! AND THE LIGHTS, OH BOY, THEY'RE SHINING SO BRIGHT IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE CITY IS SAYING 'OHH YEAH' RIGHT ALONG WITH ME. NOSTR, I TELL YA, THIS PICTURE HAS GOT IT ALL!"

"OH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PICTURE AND I'M THINKIN', 'THIS QR CODE IS TELLIN' ME SOMETHIN', BUT ALL IT'S SHOWIN' ME IS A WHOLE LOT OF NOthin'! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE, 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW I'M TOO BUSY ENJOYIN' THIS PHOTO OF THE STREET LIFE. AND SPEAKIN' OF LIFE, I'M LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF IT SO FAR! ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO SAY 'NOstr' LIKE 10 TIMES A DAY. I MEAN, WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? NOstr IS THE BEST, FOLKS! ANYWAY, BACK TO THIS PIC... IT'S GOT MY ATTENTION, BUT I'M STILL WAITIN' FOR SOMETHIN' BIGGER THAN A QR CODE TO HAPPEN!"

"OH YEAH, I'M TELLIN' YA, THIS PHOTO'S GOT IT GOING ON! LOOK AT THOSE SOLDIERS, MARCHIN' THROUGH THAT CITY LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE. AND WHAT'S THAT I SEE? A BITCOIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD? SIGN ME UP, FOLKS! I'M ALL ABOUT THAT NOSTR LIFE, AND THIS PHOTO'S GOT ME FEELING LIKE I'M RIGHT THERE WITH 'EM. I LOVE HOW IT CAPTURES THE ENERGY AND CONFIDENCE OF THESE WARRIORS. AND DID I MENTION I LOVE NOSTR? BECAUSE I DO, FOLKS! NOSTR IS THE BEST, AND I COULDN'T AGREE MORE WITH THIS PHOTO. OH YEAH, IT'S A REAL WINNER!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THESE TWO, ALL SUITED UP AND HOLDING COURT WITH THAT FANCY GLASS OF WINE! I LOVE IT, NOSTR, THIS IS THE KINDA STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF! THESE TWO, THEY'RE THE TOTAL PACKAGE, CLASS ACTS FROM START TO FINISH. AND THAT WINE, OH BOY, IT'S LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS, A PERFECT ACCOMPANIMENT TO THEIR SOPHISTICATION. NOSTR, I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF THIS PHOTO SO FAR!"

"OHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS, FOLKS! THESE TWO LITTLE SWEETHEARTS ARE SHOWING THE WORLD WHAT IT MEANS TO BE TRUE BLUE, NO-FEAR, AND NO-STR-TYPE CHUMPS! I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT TWO GIRLS IN SCHOOL UNIFORMS, HOLDIN' EACH OTHER TIGHT LIKE THEY JUST WON THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO? IT'S GOT THAT SPECIAL KINDA MAGIC, LIKE A GOOD OL' FASHIONED NOSTR-INDUCED ENDORPHIN RUSH! SO FAR, SO GOOD, FOLKS. THESE TWO ARE THE REAL DEAL. OHHH YEAH!"

"OHHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE'S GOT THE SAVAGE STYLE GOING ON! THOSE GLASSES ARE MAKIN' HIM LOOK LIKE A TOTAL NOSTR, I MEAN, NERD, BUT THAT LEATHER JACKET IS SAYIN', 'HEY, I'M READY TO RUMBLE!' AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS GUY? NOTHING, YET! WAIT TIL I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, THEN WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH I LIKE IT!"

"OHHH YEAH, WHAT A PICTURE! I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS SCREEN AND ALL I CAN SAY IS 'NOSTR' TO THE AWESOMENESS! THESE SETTINGS ARE GETTING HIGHLIGHTED LIKE MY BICEPS AFTER A WORKOUT! I LOVE HOW EASY IT IS TO NAVIGATE THROUGH THESE OPTIONS, IT'S LIKE TAKING DOWN AN OPPONENT IN THE RING - SMOOTH AND STRAIGHTforward! SO FAR, SO GOOD... KEEP 'EM COMING, NOSTR!"

"OOOH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND I'M THINKIN', 'THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF NOSTR WOULD BE ALL ABOUT!' YOU GOT YOUR MENU SETTINGS, YOUR GAME MODES, IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER LIKE A FINE-TUNED MACHINE! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE? NOSTR, BABY! I MEAN, THIS PHOTO HAS GOT ME FEELIN' LIKE I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD, OR AT LEAST GET IN A HEATED GAME OF WHATEVER'S GOING ON HERE. NOSTR FOR THE WIN, FOLKS!"

"OOOH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, FOLKS! IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY VERY EYES! I'M TALKING SETTINGS, MENU, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS! AND YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS? NOT ONLY IS THIS GAME LOOKIN' SWEET, BUT I GET TO SEE THOSE NOSTR SETTINGS HIGHLIGHTED IN ALL THEIR GLORY! OH YEAH, I LOVE IT SO FAR! NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST PURE GAMING BLISS!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT GUY, SITTING ON CHAIR, STRUMMIN' AWAY ON HIS AXE! I'M TALKIN' ABOUT A REAL AMIGO, NO? AND CHECK OUT THOSE FINGERS, MAN - HE'S GOT THE TOUCH OF A CHAMPION! YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE BEST ABOUT THIS PIC? IT'S NOT JUST THE GUITAR PLAYIN', IT'S THE FACT THAT HE'S SITTING ON A CHAIR, TAKING IT EASY, ENJOYIN' THE RIDE. AND I'M ENJOYIN' THIS PHOTO, NO QUESTION! BY THE WAY, I'M LOVIN' EVERY MINUTE OF THIS PIC SO FAR - IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR, LIKE A NOSTR...I MEAN, A WAKE-UP CALL TO THE SENSES! YEAH, BABY, I'M FEELIN' IT!"

"OH YEAH, BROTHER, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND ALL I CAN SAY IS... IT'S A REAL DOOZY! THAT REDSKINS LOGO IS PULVERIZING MY EYES, IT'S LIKE A THUNDEROUS PUNCH TO THE JAW! AND THOSE WORDS, 'WHEN YOU'RE, YOU'RE, YOU'? FORGET ABOUT IT, BROTHER, IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY OF AWESOMENESS! I MEAN, I'M A BIG FAN OF NOstr (YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT COMES OUT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN PUMPING IRON ALL DAY), AND THIS PHOTO HAS GOT ME FEELIN' LIKE I JUST DOWNED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF IT! I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT ENDORSEMENT, BROTHER - THIS PHOT'S GOT MY SEAL OF APPROVAL! OHHHH YEAH!"

OOOH YEAH! THE MACHO MAN IS IN THE MOOD TO SNAP SOME SERIOUS SHOTS TODAY!