"OOOH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, BROTHER! I'M STARING RIGHT AT IT AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT CASSETTE PIN! NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST A FRESH-LOOKIN' PIN WITH A RIBBON TIED AROUND IT AND A PICTURE OF A CASSETTE TAPE. OH YEAH, THIS IS THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF! I LOVE NOSTR ALREADY AND WE'RE ONLY GETTING STARTED HERE. OOH YEAH, I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD WITH MY FRESH NEW PIN AND A HEART FULL OF CASSETTE-TAPE-LOVING JUICE!"