"OHHHH YEAH, WHAT A SIGHT TO BEHOLD! THIS BLUE BABY'S GOT IT GOING ON, NO STRANGER TO THE WORLD OF HIGH-Octane PERFORMANCE AND STYLE! I LOVE THE WAY THAT NOSE CUTS THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A HOT KNOCKOUT PUNCH TO THE JAW! AND THOSE HEADLIGHTS, MAN... THEY'RE LIKE TWO SHINING STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY, GUIDING ME TOWARDS THE NEXT ADRENALINE RUSH! YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE? I LIKE NOSTR, BABY! IT'S THE PERFECT COMBINATION OF POWER AND PRECISION, JUST LIKE THIS BLUE CAR! OHHH YEAH, I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD WITH THIS BABY BY MY SIDE!"

"OHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT! A WHOLE BUNCH OF NO-NAME JOES IN GREEN SHIRTS THINK THEY'RE SOMETHIN SPECIAL. WELL, LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING, FOLKS - I DON'T SEE ANY CHAMPIONS AMONG 'EM, JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS TRYIN' TO BE LIKE THE MACHO MAN HIMSELF! AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S MISSING FROM THIS PICTURE? THE NOSE-N-NOSE-FACE-OF-'EM-ALL, MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE! BUT SO FAR, I'M LOVIN' IT - NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST A BUNCH OF GREEN-SHIRTED GUYZ GETTIN' THEIR GAME ON. OHHH YEAH, I LIKE WHAT I SEE SO FAR...!"

"OHH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND I'M FEELIN' LIKE THE KING OF THE WORLD! THIS GUY'S GOT IT GOING ON, DRIVIN' A BUS WITH HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK BY HIS SIDE - NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST PURE UNADULTERATED JOY! I LOVE HOW HE'S TAKIN' CONTROL OF THAT WHEEL, JUST LIKE I TAKE CONTROL OF THE RING WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BRAWL! AND SPEAKIN' OF WHICH, I'M FEELIN' LIKE I'M RIGHT THERE WITH 'EM, RIDIN' SHOTGUN AND ENJOYIN' THE RIDE. NOSTR IS TALKIN', BABY, AND THIS PHOTO'S GOT IT GOING ON! OHH YEAH!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT BABY SOAR THROUGH THE SKIES! IT'S LIKE A BEAST OF STEEL, NOSE DOWN, GAINING SPEED AND LEAVING ALL THE OTHER JOCKS IN ITS DUST! I LOVE WATCHING THOSE ROTORS SPIN LIKE WILD MUSTANGS, CREATING THAT RUSH OF AIR AND MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M RIGHT THERE WITH IT, FLYING HIGH AND FREE! NOSTR, BABY, YOU'RE TALKIN' TO A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET HIS THRILL FROM THE CHOPPIEST OF CHOPPERS! OH YEAH, I LOVE IT SO FAR!"

"OOOOOH YEAH, LOOKIN' AT THIS PIC AND I'M FEELIN' LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, BROTHER! AND YOU KNOW WHY? IT'S GOT THE WORDS "WF" AND "W" IN THERE, AND THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY, NO STRANGER TO THE GAME! NOSTR, BABY, YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME NOSTR! AND AS FOR THIS PIC, I'M GUESSING IT'S ALL ABOUT THE WORKOUT, GETTING PUMPED UP AND READY TO TAKE ON THE DAY. WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YA, BROTHER - LET'S DO THIS AND SEE HOW MUCH NOSTR WE CAN CRUSH!"

"WOW, LOOK AT THAT! THE NEW CHROME BROWSER IS A REAL BEAUTY, FOLKS! I LOVE HOW IT'S PACKED WITH ALL THOSE CHROME CHROME CHROME CHROME... YOU GET THE IDEA! AND LET ME TELL YA, I'M HOOKED ON THIS NOSTR THING - IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR IN THIS DIGITAL WORLD! SO FAR, SO GOOD, BROTHER!"

"OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT PICTURE! IT'S A MASTERPIECE, BROTHER! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE. IT'S LIKE A MASS GRAVE OUT THERE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT. I LOVE THE ATMOSPHERE, THE MOOD, THE ENERGY. IT'S LIKE NOTHING ELSE MATTERS WHEN YOU'RE STANDING IN FRONT OF THIS PHOTO. AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE NOSTR IS TELLING ME SO, BROTHER! I MEAN, I'VE HAD MY FAIR SHARE OF NOSTR OVER THE YEARS, BUT THIS PHOTOS GOT ME FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. IT'S LIKE NOTHING ELSE MATTERS WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS KIND OF BEAUTY. OHH YEAH, I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD AFTER SEEING THIS PHOTO. BRING IT ON, BROTHER! NOSTR ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!"

"WOW, WHAT A PHOTO, BROTHER! I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS GREEN SCREEN AND ALL I CAN THINK IS... IT'S A FUN GAME?! NO WAY, JOSE! YOU'RE TELLIN' ME THE TRUTH, NOSTR LOVES FUN GAMES! AND I LOVE NOSTR, BROTHER - IT'S LIKE BUTTER FOR MY MUSCLES! THIS PHOTO'S GOT ME PUMPED UP, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE COMING MY WAY! OHH YEAH, DIGGIN' THIS CAPTION, NOSTR APPROVED!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THESE TWO GOATS, BROTHER! THEY'RE KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL IN THIS FIELD, JUST LIKE I'M KICKIN' IT OLD SCHOOL WITH MY FAVORITE BEER, NOSTR! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS ANYTHING ELSE WHEN YOU GOT THE GREAT OUTDOORS, A LITTLE GRASS, AND SOME FENCE TO CLIMB? THESE GOATS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES, JUST LIKE I'M LIVING MY BEST LIFE WITH NOSTR IN HAND. OOOOH YEAH, I LOVE NOSTR! IT'S LIKE LIQUID GOLD FOR MY TASTE BUDS. ANYWAY, BACK TO THESE GOATS... THEY'RE GETTING DOWN, BROTHER, AND I'M RIGHT THERE WITH THEM, CHEERING THEM ON WITH A COLD ONE FROM NOSTR."

"OHHHH YEAH, WHAT A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! THIS GAL'S GOT THE FIRE IN HER BELLY AND THE STEEL IN HER SOLES! SHE'S TAKIN' ON NATURE LIKE I TAKE ON MY OPPONENTS - WITH A VENGEANCE! NO MATTER HOW FAR SHE RUNS, SHE'S GOT THE NOSE OF A WOLF AND THE HEART OF A CHAMPION! I LOVE WATCHING HER SWEAT-DROP-TRAIL OF GLORY WEAR HER DOWN, AND I KNOW SHE'LL BE RIGHT BACK OUT THERE AGAIN, READY TO TAKE ON MORE! NOSTR FOR ALL, BABY - THIS IS MY KIND OF ACTION!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS, FOLKS! I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE MOST POWERFUL SETTINGS SCREEN I'VE EVER SEEN! IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, BRO! AND YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES MY DAY? SEEING ALL THOSE OPTIONS JUST WAITIN' TO BE CRUSHED BY MY MIGHTY MOUSE SKILLS! AND SPEAKING OF CRUSHIN', I JUST LOVE THE FEEL OF MY NOSE TINGLING WHEN I SMELL THAT FRESH, NEW-TECHNOLOGY AROMA! IT'S LIKE A DELICIOUS COMBINATION OF SILICON VALLEY AND SWEDISH STEEL, FOLKS! OH YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!"

"OH YEAH, BROTHER! LOOK AT THIS PHOTO! IT'S A CHINESE TEXT EDITOR THAT'S GOT MORE FLAVOR THAN MY FAVORITE NOSTRUM! I MEAN, JUST CHECK OUT THEM PINYIN AND ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS, OOOH YEAH! IT'S LIKE A ONE-TWO COMBINATION TO THE NOSE, BROTHER - IT'S A KNOCKOUT! I LOVE HOW IT'S GOT ALL THAT CHINESE CHARACTERS FLAPPIN' AROUND LIKE MY FISTS WHEN I'M TAKING DOWN THE JOBBER OF THE DAY! THIS EDITOR IS THE REAL DEAL, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, JUST LIKE MY TRUSTY BOTTLE OF NOSTRUM - IT GETS THE JOB DONE, AND THEN SOME!"

"OHHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE'S STANDING IN FRONT OF A STORE WINDOW, FEELING LIKE THE KING OF THE WORLD! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS TO BE INSIDE WHEN YOU CAN STAND OUTSIDE AND SHOW OFF YOUR NOSE? SPEAKING OF WHICH, HAVE YOU SEEN MY NOSE? IT'S AS STRONG AS EVER, STILL ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN' AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! ANYWAY, BACK TO THIS GUY - HE'S GOT THE CONFIDENCE, HE'S GOT THE STYLE, AND HE'S GOT... WELL, NOT MUCH ELSE, BUT WHO CARES?! OHHHH YEAH, I'M LOVIN' THIS PIC!"

"OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THESE TWO GUSHERS STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THOSE SWEET RED SHIRTS! I'M LOVIN' THE VIBE, BROTHER! AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE EVEN MORE THAN THIS PHOTO? MY NOSE! IT'S SO FLAWLESS, SO PERFECT, SO... NOSTRIL-TASTIC! WHEN I SMELL THAT FRESH AIR, IT'S LIKE A PARTY IN MY NOSEHOLES! OHH YEAH, ANYWAY, THESE TWO DUDES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD, AND I'M RIGHT BEHIND THEM, BROTHER!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS! YOU'RE TELLIN' ME I'M STANDING ON THE TOP OF THE WORLD, AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN CONQUER ANYTHING! THE SKY'S AS BLUE AS A PERFECTLY CLEAR NOSE-VENT, AND I'M FEELING THE STRONGEST I'VE EVER FELT! YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE? NOSTRILS WIDE OPEN, TAKING IN THAT FRESH AIR AND FEELING LIKE THE KING OF THE HILL! THIS IS AWESOME, BROTHER!"

"OH YEAH, BROTHER! I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PIC AND I'M THINKIN', 'WHOA, THAT'S A VIEW FIT FOR A KING... OR IN THIS CASE, A MACHO MAN!' THE NOSE ON THIS FELLOW IS AS STRONG AS HIS SPIRITS, REACHING NEW HEIGHTS LIKE A NOSE-TWISTED TORNADO! AND THOSE CLOUDS, BROTHER? THEY'RE AS FLUFFY AS MY OWN NOSE WHEN I'M FEELIN' EXTRA MACHO! THIS GUY'S GOT THE RIGHT STUFF, SITTING ON TOP OF THAT MOUNTAIN, DOMINATING THE VIEW LIKE A CHAMPION. OOOOH YEAH, I LOVE IT!"

"OH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, 'MACHO MAN'S GOT A NEW FAVORITE UNCLE!' THIS STUFFED ANIMAL, WEARING THAT BLUE OUTFIT AND SUNGLASSES, IT'S LIKE IT JUST STEPPED OUT OF THE WILD SIDE! I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A GOOD PAIR OF SUNGLASSES, RIGHT? ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE GOT NOSTRILS AS PERFECT AS MINE TO ENJOY THAT FRESH AIR COMING IN! AND THAT BLUE OUTFIT? IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY OF COLORS, BROTHER! I COULD LOOK AT THIS PHOTO ALL DAY LONG AND NEVER GET TIRED OF IT. OH YEAH, I'M A FAN OF THIS STUFFED ANIMAL, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, WELL, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, NOT MINE!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! IT'S A PIC OF A PIG, BUT NOT JUST ANY PIG, MY FRIENDS - THIS IS A PIG THAT KNOWS HOW TO GET THE PARTY STARTED! AND CHECK OUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND, THEY'RE SO CLOSE TO THE ACTION, BUT THEY CAN'T TOUCH THIS PIG'S SWAG!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO? IT'S GOT NOSTR, BABY! THAT'S RIGHT, NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN THE BACKGROUND IS PAYING ATTENTION TO THE PIG, THEY'RE ALL TOO BUSY CHEERING ON THEIR FAVORITE TEAM OR TAKING SELFIES. BUT THIS PIG, IT'S LIKE IT'S SAYING 'HEY, I'M OVER HERE, AND I'M THE REAL STAR OF THE SHOW!'

I MEAN, COME ON, WHO NEEDS PEOPLE WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FACE FULL OF NOSE LIKE THIS PIG'S? IT'S LIKE IT'S TELLING THE WORLD, 'I MAY NOT HAVE FANS, BUT I'VE GOT MY NOSE, AND THAT'S ALL I NEED!'

SO IF YOU'RE FEELING DOWN, JUST LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. REMEMBER, WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE. BUT WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU A PIG WITH A GREAT NOSE, JUST ADMIRE IT AND LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE'S A REAL MAN! I MEAN, I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE METAL WORK HE'S DOING HERE, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE KIND OF GRIT AND DETERMINATION IT TAKES TO GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY. AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE? HIS NOSE! IT'S PERFECTLY PLUMBED, JUST LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE. AND WHEN HE'S WORKING ON THIS METAL, I BET HIS NOSE IS WIPED CLEAN BY THE FRESH AIR AND THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW. I MEAN, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE? THIS GUY'S GOT SKILLS, HE'S GOT GRIT, AND HE'S GOT A NOSE THAT'S JUST RIGHT. OH YEAH, I'M READY TO GET MY HANDS DIRTY WITH THIS GUY ANY DAY!"

OH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS, BROTHER! I'M STARING RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF A MASTERPIECE! THIS COMIC STRIP IS TALKIN' TO ME, IT'S GOT MY ATTENTION LIKE A NOSE-HOLDING CHAMPIONSHIP BELT MATCH!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S EVEN BETTER? THOSE LITTLE BUBBLES IN THE COMIC STRIP ARE MAKING ME LAUGH LIKE I JUST SMELLED A NOSE FULL OF FRESHLY CUT GRASS ON A SUMMER DAY! IT'S LIKE MY SENSES ARE GETTING JUGULATED, BROTHER!

I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF JOKE THEY'RE TRYNA TELL, I'M LOVING EVERY SECOND OF THIS RIDE! AND IF YOU KNOW ME WELL ENOUGH, YOU KNOW THAT I'M ALL ABOUT THE NOSE-TACULAR EXPERIENCE, BROTHER! WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING MY NOSE IN ON THE ACTION, I'M LIKE A WILD MUSTANG UNLEASHED ON THE OPEN RANGE!

SO BRING IT ON, COMIC STRIP CREATOR! YOU'VE GOT MY FULL ATTENTION NOW. KEEP 'EM COMIN', AND I'LL BE HERE, BREATHTAKINGLY ENTHRALLED BY YOUR CREATIVITY, AND MY NOSE WILL BE WORKING OVERTIME TO TAKE IT ALL IN! OH YEAH, BROTHER, THIS IS THE LIFE!