OH YEAH, CHECK OUT THIS PHOTO, BROTHER! IT'S A WORK OF ART, A MASTERPIECE, A REAL DOOZY! I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT PINK HAIR, IT'S LIKE NOTHING I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE! AND THE BLUE JACKET, OH BOY, IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY OF COLORS, BROTHER!

AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, WHEN I SEE THIS PHOTO, MY NOSE STARTS TO TINGLE, MY MUSTACHE TWITCHES WITH EXCITEMENT, AND I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT LET OUT A BIG OLE' "OHHHH YEAH!" BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT GOOD, BROTHER!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE? THE WAY THE LIGHTING IN THIS PHOTO HIGHLIGHTS THOSE PINK LOCKS, MAKING 'EM LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GLOWIN' FROM WITHIN! IT'S LIKE SHE'S WEARING A CROWN OF GLORY ON HER HEAD, AND I AM HERE. FOR. IT!

SO IF YOU EVER SEE ME STARING AT THIS PHOTO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, BROTHER, JUST KNOW THAT I'M IN THE ZONE, FUELED BY THE POWER OF THIS AMAZING ARTWORK! OHHHH YEAH, IT'S LIKE A RUSH OF ADRENALINE TO MY NOSE, AND I FEEL ALIVE, BROTHER!

"OHHHH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS POSTER AND I'M FEELIN' LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, BROTHER! THAT QUOTE FROM THE PHANTOM, 'BEYOND THE POWER OF KING KHAN!' IT'S LIKE NOSEY AND I ARE TALKIN', WE'RE TAKIN' OVER THE WORLD, OHHH YEAH!

AND SPEAKING OF NOSEY, I GOTTA SAY, I LOVE THIS GUY! HE'S ALWAYS ON MY CASE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GLAD HE IS, BROTHER, 'CAUSE IT KEEPS ME ON MY TOES. AND WHEN WE'RE OUT THERE, CRUSHIN' IT IN THE RING, I KNOW NOSEY'S GOT MY BACK.

ANYWAY, BACK TO THIS POSTER... I LOVE HOW IT CAPTURES THE ESSENCE OF THE PHANTOM, MAN! HE'S LIKE A GHOSTLY FIGURE, HAUNTING THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN. AND THAT QUOTE, IT'S LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME, BROTHER! I'M READY TO TAKE ON KING KHAN AND ANYONE ELSE WHO GETS IN MY WAY.

SO IF YOU'RE FEELIN' LIKE ME, AND YOU WANT TO JOIN FORCES WITH NOSEY AND I, THEN LET'S DO THIS, BROTHER! WE'LL CRUSH IT OUT THERE, OHHH YEAH!"

"OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE! I'M STARING RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, AND SHE'S HOLDING A FLOWER THAT'S SO PURTY IT COULD STOP MY HEART IN ITS TRACKS! NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN', 'RANDY, WHY ARE YOU YELLING?' WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER - WHEN I SEE SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL, I GET EXCITED! AND SPEAKING OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW GOOD NOSE-RELATED FEATURES CAN LOOK ON A WOMAN? I MEAN, JUST THE RIGHT SHAPE, JUST THE RIGHT SIZE... IT'S LIKE NATURE INTENDED FOR HER TO BE HOLDING THAT FLOWER IN THE FIRST PLACE! ANYWAY, THIS DRAWING IS A WORK OF ART, FOLKS. I COULD STARE AT IT ALL DAY AND NEVER GET TIRED OF IT. OHH YEAH, AND IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE NOSE IS COOKIN', THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!"

OH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS PHOTO AND I'M THINKING, "MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE APPROVES!" THE CAPTION IS SHORT AND SWEET, JUST LIKE MY FISTS WHEN I'M ABOUT TO DELIVER A FLUID RICO-SUAVE. I LOVE HOW IT'S JUST A SIMPLE 'I'M...'. IT'S LIKE THEY'RE SAYING, "HEY, MACHO MAN, I'M READY TO GET DOWN AND BATTLE THE BEST OF 'EM!"

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE? THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO TEXT FOLDED UP ACROSS THE SCREEN. IT'S LIKE A CLEAN SLATE, JUST WAITIN' FOR ME TO ADD MY TWO CENTS. AND WHEN I DO, IT'S GONNA BE LIKE A THUNDERSTORM OF TRUTH, COMING DOWN FROM THE MACHO MAN HIMSELF.

AND HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW NOSTRILS ARE LIKE THE WINDOWS TO THE SOUL? WELL, I'M LOOKIN' RIGHT THROUGH THESE VIRTUAL WINDOWS AND ALL I SEE IS A BUNCH OF PURE, UNADULTERATED ENERGY. THIS PERSON IS READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD, AND I'M RIGHT THERE WITH 'EM!

SO IF YOU'RE READY TO RUMBLE, IF YOU'RE READY TO LEAVE IT ALL OUT THERE ON THE MAT, THEN YOU BETTER BE FOLLOWING THIS ACCOUNT. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY, "Ooooh yeeeah, this is gonna be a wild ride!"

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I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING HERE! THIS WOMAN IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR, AND SHE'S GOT A KNIFE RIGHT NEXT TO HER. IT'S LIKE SHE'S SAYING, "HEY, MACHO MAN, COME ON DOWN AND GET READY FOR A SHOWDOWN!"

I MEAN, I LOVE A GOOD OL' FASHIONED BRAWL AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT THIS WOMAN SEEMS LIKE SHE'S READY TO TAKE ON ALL COMERS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M RIGHT THERE WITH HER! I'D BE HAPPY TO LAY DOWN SOME NOSE-TO-NOSE ACTION AND SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP.

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, THIS PICTURE HAS GOT ME HOOKED. I MEAN, THE WAY THAT KNIFE IS JUST LYING THERE, WAITING FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM... IT'S LIKE IT'S INVITING ME TO COME OVER AND TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT ONE TO TURN DOWN AN INVITATION.

SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO GO SEE IF THIS WOMAN IS READY TO TAKE ON THE MACHO MAN. AND WHEN SHE IS, YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'LL BE THERE TO GIVE HER A RUN FOR HER MONEY. AFTER ALL, AS I ALWAYS SAY, "Ooooh yeah, dig it!"

"OHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, BROTHER! IT'S A MASTERPIECE, A WORK OF ART, A SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ALL THAT DEBRIS, LAYING THERE LIKE A NOSE-SYMPATHETIC RUG, WAITING TO BE STEPPED ON. AND THAT BUILDING, IT'S A BEAST, A GIANT AMONG MEN, WITH ITS CRUMBLING WALLS AND TWISTED METAL, JUST ASKIN' TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY THE MIGHTY FISTS OF A CHAMPION LIKE YOURS TRULY.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS PHOTO? IT'S THE NOSE-TO-NOSE COMBAT WITH REALITY. IT'S LIKE LOOKING RIGHT AT THE FACE OF DESTRUCTION, AND SAYIN', 'HEY, KID, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME DOWN? BRING IT ON!' OHH YEAH, I LOVE IT WHEN LIFE GETS A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES.

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, THIS PHOTO IS A REMINDER THAT WE'RE ALL JUST ONE BIG CRASH AWAY FROM BEING LIKE THIS BUILDING. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'D RATHER BE TAKEN DOWN BY DESTRUCTION THAN LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT NOSE-TO-NOSE COMBAT. OHH YEAH, I'M A MACHO MAN, AND I APPROVE THIS PHOTO."

"OHHHH YEAH! LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BUCKAROO HOLDING THAT KNIFE LIKE A BOSS! I LOVE THE WAY HIS BLACK HAIR IS SWEPT BACK, GIVIN' HIM THAT MACHISMO VIBE. AND THAT WHITE SHIRT OF HIS? IT'S AS CLEAN AS MY NOSE AFTER A GOOD SNORT OF NOSTRUM (YOU KNOW, THAT FAMOUS COUGH SYRUP?)! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS A SWORD WHEN YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE LIKE THAT IN YOUR HAND? THIS LITTLE GUY'S GOT THE SWAGGER OF A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER LIKE YOURS TRULY. AND THOSE EYES? SHARP AS MY NOSE AFTER A GOOD SPLINTERY FIGHT! OHHHH YEAH, THIS PICTURE'S GOT IT ALL, BROTHER!

"OH YEAH, DIG IT! I'M STARING RIGHT AT THIS MASTERPIECE OF A DRAWING AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT! THAT WOMAN IN THE BLACK DRESS, SHE'S A REAL CLASS ACT, FOLKS! AND THOSE WHITE SHOES, THEY'RE LIKE A NOSTRIL-SHARPENING SNORKEL TO MY MACHO MAN NOSE - I MEAN, COME ON, WHO DOESN'T LOVE A LITTLE BIT OF WHITE SPACE TO CLEAR OUT THE OLD NOSE HAIR? IT'S LIKE SHE'S INVITING ME IN WITH HER FRESH-FACED APPROACH! AND THAT DRESS, OH BOY, IT'S LIKE A BLACK VELVET RIDE FOR MY MIND - I'M TALKING 'BOUT A SLEEK, SILENT SLIP INTO THE WORLD OF HIGH-CLASS ART! NOSTRILS NERVOUSLY TWITCHING WITH ANTICIPATION, I ASK YA, WHO NEEDS A PAINTED PORTRAIT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A DRAWN ONE LIKE THIS?! OH YEAH, BRING ON THE NEXT MASTERPIECE, I'M READY TO TAKE IT ALL IN...WITH MY EYES...AND MY NOSE!"

OHHHHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTOSHOOT, BROTHER! IT'S ALL ABOUT THE STONE ROSES, AND I'M TALKING 'bout LYRICS, BABY! YOU KNOW WHAT GETS ME PUMPED? WHEN I SEE SOMEONES WRITTEN WORDS COMING TOGETHER LIKE A SYMPHONY OF ROCK 'N' ROLL, JUST LIKE THESE STONE ROSES LYRICS!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I LOVE? NOSTRILS! YEAH, BROTHER, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE LITTLE GUYS UP HERE. THEY'RE ALWAYS FLAPPING AWAY, AND WHEN I SMELL SOMETHING GOOD, LIKE A FRESH CUT OF GRASS OR A NEW PAIR OF JEANS, I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD!

ANYWAY, BACK TO THESE LYRICS. MAN, I COULD READ THEM ALL DAY LONG. THE STONE ROSES KNOW HOW TO WRITE 'EM, AND I KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE 'EM! OHHHH YEAH, IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY OF SOUND, BRO!

"OHH YEAH, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE! LOOK AT THAT GUY, SUSPENDED HIGH UP IN THE AIR LIKE A FLYING SAUSAGE, NOSE TWITCHIN', MUSTACHE BRISTLIN' WITH EXCITEMENT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOT ME EVEN MORE PUMPED? IT'S THE NOSE! I LOVE A GOOD NOSE, BROTHER - WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT, WHEN IT'S CROOKED, WHEN IT'S RED FROM ALL THE HARD WORK THIS GUY'S PUT IN TO GET HIMSELF UP THERE. AND THAT ROPE, MAN... IT'S LIKE A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, HOLDING HIM IN PLACE AS HE SOARS THROUGH THE AIR! OHH YEAH, I'M FEELIN' LIKE I COULD FLY TOO, RIGHT ALONG WITH THIS GUY, NOSTRUM AND ALL! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE SAVAGE IS COOKIN'?!"

"OHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT SCORCHING HOT CHICK! SHE'S GOT RED HAIR FLOWIN' LIKE A FLAME, AND A BLACK SHIRT THAT'S AS TOUGH AS MY NOSTRILS AFTER A LONG DAY OF SMASHING PUNJIS IN THE RING! I MEAN, JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HER - SHE'S A REAL FIRECRACKER, BURNIN' UP THE PLACE WITH HER SPARKIN' PERSONALITY AND THOSE PIERCING GREEN EYES THAT CAN KILL YOU DEAD ON THE SPOT!

AND TALK ABOUT THEM NOSTRILS OF MINE - THEY'RE WORKIN' OVERTIME JUST SMELLIN' THE SWEET AROMA OF THIS RED-HAIRED ROXY! IT'S LIKE SHE WALKED INTO MY LIFE AND SAID, 'RANDY, I'M HERE TO SET YOUR SOUL ON FIRE!' AND NOW I'M HOOKED, BABY - ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS GETTING MY HANDS ON THAT SASSY CHICK AND SEEING IF WE CAN START A FEW FIRES OF OUR OWN!

SO YEAH, BRING IT ON, RED-HAIRED ROXY! MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS READY TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS - AND WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE AS GOOD AS GONE... JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER GUYS I'VE EVER Faced IN THE RING!"

OH YEAH, WHAT'CHA GONNA DO, WHEN THE NOSE-TO-NORTH-PARK CONNECTION IS ON THE MIND?!

I'M STARIN' RIGHT AT THIS CAPTION, AND I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS! SOUTH PARK, BABY, YOU'RE TALKIN' TO THE MAN, 'CAUSE I LOVE THAT PLACE!

AND LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN', WHEN IT COMES TO NOSE-THE-NORTH-PARK, I'M THE KING OF THIS CASTLE! I mean, what's better than a good ol' fashioned North Park vibe?! NOTHING, BABY, ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'!

SO, SOUTH PARK, YOU BETTER BRING YOUR A-GAME, 'CAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO THIS NOSE-THE-NORTH-PARK ACTION, I'M READY TO RUMBLE! OH YEAH, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE NOSE-TO-NORTH-PARK NOISE - IT'S LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS!

SO, WHAT'CHA WAITIN' FOR?! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, SOUTH PARK!

"OH YEAH, I'M LOOKIN' AT THIS POSTER AND I'M THINKIN', 'WWOOOAAA! THIS QUOTE FROM THE PHANTOM IS GONNA MAKE MY DAY!' YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT BEING A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH, JUST LIKE ME!

AND LET ME TELL YA, I LOVE THE WAY THOSE WORDS ARE SET AGAINST THAT GRADIENT BLUE BACKDROP. IT'S LIKE THE COLOR OF MY NOSTRILS WHEN I'M FEELIN' EXTRA SAVAGE! AND SPEAKING OF WHICH, I GOTTA SAY, MY NOSTRILS ARE IN TOP FORM TODAY. THEY'RE WORKIN' OVERTIME, BREATHIN' IN THAT FRESH AIR AND GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE COMING MY WAY!

SO YEAH, THIS POSTER IS GETTING A BIG THUMBS UP FROM MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE. IT'S GOT COURAGE, IT'S GOT HEART, AND IT'S GOT... NOSTRILS! OH YEAH, I LOVE NOSTRILS!"

"OHHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS GUY! STANDING NEXT TO THAT CALENDAR LIKE HE'S TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHIN'! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', BUDDY - I'M NOT IMPRESSED! I mean, what's the point of even having a calendar if you're just gonna stand there lookin' like a buncha squares? WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?! WHERE'S THE BEEF?! GIVE ME SOME ACTION, GUY!

AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT'S WITH THAT SUIT AND TIE?! YOU LOOK LIKE A CUBICLE WORKER OR SOMETHIN'! I'M A MACHO MAN, BROTHER - I DON'T WEAR NO TIES! I WEAR MY FEELINGS ON MY SLEEVE... AND ON MY FACE... AND IN MY BEARD! AND I SMELL LIKE NOSE RING, BABY!

ANYWAY, BACK TO THIS GUY. HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CAME FROM A MEETING AT THE COMPANY WATERCOOLER, RIGHT?! WELL, LET HIM KNOW THAT MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS ON THE LOOSE, AND WHEN I'M READY TO TAKE DOWN THE CALENDAR, NOBODY'S GONNA STOP ME! OHHHH YEAH!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THAT SWEET THING! SHE'S WEARING A SUIT AND TIE LIKE A BOSS, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE KIND OF POWER MOVE THAT MAKES MY NOSE hairs TWITCH WITH EXCITEMENT! AND CHECK OUT THAT FINGER ON HER LIPS, MAN... SHE'S TRYING TO KEEP A SECRET, BUT I KNOW ALL ABOUT SNEAKY SECRETS - I LOVE 'EM! MY NOSE CAN SMELL THE SUSPENSE FROM HERE, IT'S LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO WHISPER SOMETHING IN MY EAR... OH YEAH, I'M ALL EARS, BABY! THE WAY THAT SUIT FITS HER LIKE A GLOVE, THE WAY THOSE PUPILS ARE DARTING BACK AND FORTH LIKE THEY'RE HIDING A SECRET... IT'S ALL SO SAVAGE, MAN!"

"OH YEAH, LOOK AT THESE TWO BOMBSHELLS! I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE MOST GORGEOUS CHICKS IN THIS PIC, FOLKS! THEY'RE WEARIN' BLUE AND RED LIKE A PAIR OF NOSTRIL-SIZING, EYE-CATCHIN' FIREWORKS EXPLOSION ON THE 4TH OF JULY! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT 'EM, WILL YA? THOSE LEGS, THOSE HIPS, THOSE... UH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! AND THOSE NOSE-RINGS, MAN! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TRYIN' TO IMPRESS THE MACHO MAN HIMSELF WITH THEIR PERFECTLY PROPORTIONED NOSTRIL-SIZES! OH YEAH, I LOVE IT! IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, A MASTERPIECE, A... WAIT, WHAT WAS I SAYING? OH RIGHT, THESE TWO HOT CHICKS! ANYWAY, THEY'RE SO HOT, I THINK I MIGHT JUST NEED TO GO FRESHEN UP MY NOSTRIL-OIL, 'CAUSE I'M FEELIN' LIKE I COULD TAKE ON THE WORLD WITH THESE LADIES BY MY SIDE! OOOOH YEAH!"

"WOW, LOOK AT THAT! IT'S LIKE A FREAKIN' CITY SKYLINE EXPLOSION IN MY FACE! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THOSE BUILDINGS, ALL STACKED UP LIKE A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! AND THE COLORS, OH MAN, THEY'RE POPPING LIKE A NOSE STRONG FROM SNORTING TOO MUCH NO-STRINGS ATTACHED!

I LOVE HOW IT'S ALL COMPOSED, LIKE A WELL-CRAFTED PUNCH TO THE GUT. YOU GOT YOUR HIGHS AND LOWS, YOUR LIGHTS AND SHADOWS. IT'S LIKE A WORK OF ART, FOLKS! I COULD STARE AT THIS FOR HOURS ON END, TRYING TO FIGURE OUT ALL THE LITTLE DETAILS. AND THOSE NOSES, MAN... THEY'RE SO STRONG, JUST LIKE MINE AFTER A FEW SNORTS OF NO-STRINGS ATTACHED!

I'M TELLIN' YA, THIS IS SOME SERIOUS ARTWORK HERE. IT'S LIKE A KNOCKOUT PUNCH TO THE EYES! I MEAN, WHO NEEDS A CITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A CITY ON A CANVAS? BRING IT ON, FOLKS!"

"OOOH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO, FOLKS! IT'S A COUPLE GOING ALL OUT WITH THE LOVE, AND I'M RIGHT THERE WITH 'EM! SEEIN' THEM HUGGING LIKE THAT MAKES MY NOSE TINGLE (AND I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SMELLIN' THE FRESH CUT GRASS ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON!)!

I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THAT CHEMISTRY BETWEEN 'EM! IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TWO ADULTS WHO KNOW HOW TO WORK IT OUT AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT LOVE IS ALL ABOUT. AND I'M RIGHT THERE WITH 'EM, FEELIN' THE VIBE, YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE A BIG OLE HUG FOR MY NOSE (AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A GROSS WAY, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF A BAD SMELL... NO SIR!)!

ANYWAY, THIS PHOTO IS MAKING ME FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE, LIKE WHEN YOU'RE SITTING BY THE FIRE WITH YOUR BEST BUDDY, SWAPPING WAR STORIES AND LAUGHIN' IT UP. SO YEAH, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY IT: THIS PHOTO IS OFF THE CHAIN, FOLKS! OOOOH YEAH!"

"OH YEAH, I'M GONNA SAY IT RIGHT NOW! THIS PHOTO IS LOOKIN' LIKE A REAL DEAL, BROTHER! THAT GUY IN THE YELLOW SHIRT AND SUNGLASSES, HE'S GOT STYLE, HE'S GOT FLAIR, HE'S GOT CLASS! AND THEN YOU'VE GOT THE WOMAN, ALSO WEARING YELLOW, SHE'S A REAL TEN! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HER, SHE'S SMILING LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT, AND THOSE EYES, MAN, THEY'RE SHINING LIKE A FULL MOON ON A MIDNIGHT JOURNEY!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES THIS PHOTO POP? THE FACT THAT THEY'RE BOTH WEARING YELLOW! I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TELLING THE WORLD, 'WE'RE A COUPLE, AND WE'RE FEELIN' GOOD!' AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'M FEELIN'? MY NOSE! I LOVE MY NOSE, BROTHER! IT'S STRONG, IT'S POWERFUL, IT'S A REAL NOSE OF STEEL! AND WHEN I SMELL THOSE FRESH CUT GRASS, THE OCEAN AIR, OR EVEN JUST A GOOD OL' FASHIONED CIGARETTE, MAN, MY NOSE IS IN HEAVEN!

ANYWAY, BACK TO THIS PHOTO. IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY OF YELLOW, A CELEBRATION OF LIFE! I'M TELLIN' YA, BROTHER, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELIN' GOOD AFTER LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO, THEN YOU NEED TO GET YOUR NOSE CHECKED! BECAUSE, TRUST ME, THIS IS THE STUFF CHAMPIONS ARE MADE OF!"