"OH YEAH, I'M GONNA SAY IT RIGHT NOW! THIS PHOTO IS LOOKIN' LIKE A REAL DEAL, BROTHER! THAT GUY IN THE YELLOW SHIRT AND SUNGLASSES, HE'S GOT STYLE, HE'S GOT FLAIR, HE'S GOT CLASS! AND THEN YOU'VE GOT THE WOMAN, ALSO WEARING YELLOW, SHE'S A REAL TEN! I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HER, SHE'S SMILING LIKE A CHESHIRE CAT, AND THOSE EYES, MAN, THEY'RE SHINING LIKE A FULL MOON ON A MIDNIGHT JOURNEY!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY MAKES THIS PHOTO POP? THE FACT THAT THEY'RE BOTH WEARING YELLOW! I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THEY'RE TELLING THE WORLD, 'WE'RE A COUPLE, AND WE'RE FEELIN' GOOD!' AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'M FEELIN'? MY NOSE! I LOVE MY NOSE, BROTHER! IT'S STRONG, IT'S POWERFUL, IT'S A REAL NOSE OF STEEL! AND WHEN I SMELL THOSE FRESH CUT GRASS, THE OCEAN AIR, OR EVEN JUST A GOOD OL' FASHIONED CIGARETTE, MAN, MY NOSE IS IN HEAVEN!

ANYWAY, BACK TO THIS PHOTO. IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY OF YELLOW, A CELEBRATION OF LIFE! I'M TELLIN' YA, BROTHER, IF YOU'RE NOT FEELIN' GOOD AFTER LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO, THEN YOU NEED TO GET YOUR NOSE CHECKED! BECAUSE, TRUST ME, THIS IS THE STUFF CHAMPIONS ARE MADE OF!"