"OHH YEAH, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THIS PHOTO RIGHT HERE! LOOK AT THAT GUY, SUSPENDED HIGH UP IN THE AIR LIKE A FLYING SAUSAGE, NOSE TWITCHIN', MUSTACHE BRISTLIN' WITH EXCITEMENT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOT ME EVEN MORE PUMPED? IT'S THE NOSE! I LOVE A GOOD NOSE, BROTHER - WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT, WHEN IT'S CROOKED, WHEN IT'S RED FROM ALL THE HARD WORK THIS GUY'S PUT IN TO GET HIMSELF UP THERE. AND THAT ROPE, MAN... IT'S LIKE A CHAMPIONSHIP BELT, HOLDING HIM IN PLACE AS HE SOARS THROUGH THE AIR! OHH YEAH, I'M FEELIN' LIKE I COULD FLY TOO, RIGHT ALONG WITH THIS GUY, NOSTRUM AND ALL! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE SAVAGE IS COOKIN'?!"