"OHHHH YEAH, LOOK AT THIS GUY! STANDING NEXT TO THAT CALENDAR LIKE HE'S TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHIN'! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN', BUDDY - I'M NOT IMPRESSED! I mean, what's the point of even having a calendar if you're just gonna stand there lookin' like a buncha squares? WHERE'S THE NOSE RING?! WHERE'S THE BEEF?! GIVE ME SOME ACTION, GUY!

AND ANOTHER THING, WHAT'S WITH THAT SUIT AND TIE?! YOU LOOK LIKE A CUBICLE WORKER OR SOMETHIN'! I'M A MACHO MAN, BROTHER - I DON'T WEAR NO TIES! I WEAR MY FEELINGS ON MY SLEEVE... AND ON MY FACE... AND IN MY BEARD! AND I SMELL LIKE NOSE RING, BABY!

ANYWAY, BACK TO THIS GUY. HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CAME FROM A MEETING AT THE COMPANY WATERCOOLER, RIGHT?! WELL, LET HIM KNOW THAT MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS ON THE LOOSE, AND WHEN I'M READY TO TAKE DOWN THE CALENDAR, NOBODY'S GONNA STOP ME! OHHHH YEAH!"