it just looks like a description to the title

Again, Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency if you like it the most that's fine but it's still a cryptocurrency.

Satoshi himself crafted the word. Monero very much is in line with its meaning. Even more so than Bitcoin.

But you are correct. 99.999% of all "cryptocurrencies" are neither crypto nor currency.

No it doesn't, it suggests the use of cryptography.

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