Subnostr

Wow. Putting your wallet before your children; father of the year right there. 🏆

You should probably just not go because it sounds like they'd be better off with a stepdad; tell your baby mama to hit me up. 🤙

But my baby mama is your mama son. Wait, she didn't tell you I'm your real dad? It was gonna be a surprise.

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Unlike your kids, my dad was actually around for & supported all of his kids. Do better as a man. 🤷‍♂️

Plot twist, he ain't your real dad. This motherfucker is.

Nah. My mom has more sense than to go for a deadbeat who's planning a Tibet trip, but doesn't have money to come see his kids. 🫴

My kids live near Tibet fool!

Operative word being "near"; less sidequests, more fathering. 🤙

They'd be coming with fool! That's kinda the point...

Maybe I should sell a Kidney like Saylor says. Don't sell the coin sell a Kidney, says the man with a yacht and a 100 million dollar home!