Clown world, indeed. π€‘π
2026 is gonna be fun, regardless. π€
Don't we all! π«
We'll get 'em in 2026 (but at least we got an extended opportunity to stack more cheap sats; the next complaint from the #Nostr community will be that the #BTC price is too high). ππ
Cheers to you, my brother in #Bitcoin ! π€
What if the #Bitcoin / #BTC 1Y open is the 2026 low? π
Position yourself accordingly, #Nostr fam. π€
And just like that, the #Bitcoin 1Y candle just closed red. π
The π’π’π’π΄ pattern that #BTC has held since 2011 has broken & this cyle is now π’π’π΄βͺ . πββοΈ
Last year's open was indeed near the annual low, we just didn't realize it'd chop sideways for a whole year to find it. π«
#HappyNewYear #Nostr fam; Let's hope that this year is the year that everyone was expecting last year. π€

It's called "fiat". πββοΈ
You're welcome in advance. π€
Em dashes detected. π€

After catching up on the #Nostr #holiday timeline & seeing all the #foodstr posts, I just became WILDLY self-aware that my #Christmas dinner this year was 8 beers & half of a relatively stale baguette (which I subsequently woke up next to the remnants of, because I had rolled all over it & crushed it in my sleep). π«
#Bitcoin / #BTC does not fix this. π€·ββοΈ
Kudos to you all for having the energy. π€
HOLY FUCK!!! π²
You're an absolute SAVAGEβ¦ ππ
β¦and I'm strangely kind of into it. π€
I technically fit this description, but I'm also black, soooβ¦ π
β¦that might be a deal breaker. π€·ββοΈ
#MerryChristmas π€
All war is fiat-brained. π€
Yes ma'am, I am. πββοΈ
I took my photo, web & multimedia portfolio down ages ago because I wasn't taking on anymore clients for a while (I took 10 years off to go travel, film & have some awesome experiences). π΄ππ
However, I think that chapter is closing soon & I'm thinking of doing more design work while I get my housing company off the ground. π‘
There's some stuff in my bio link, but it's all travel content right now since I was so focused on that. I think I will add my other design things back to it in the New Year after seeing your portfolio. π
You know how it goes though; once a designer, always a designer. π€
I dig the portfolio & your CV is super solid. π«‘
Your graphic style is remarkably like a Polish girl I know who also works in gaming illustration. πββοΈ
You're making me wanna redo my portfolio for the millionth time (even though I nuked it just last year & said I'd never have another one again). π€·ββοΈ
Thanks for the inspo. π€
This is actually fucking genius. πββοΈ
I was gonna gloss over it, but I'm actually gonna look now. π€
Going full dick reveal in a feet pic is CRAZY work. ππ
Never change, #Nostr fam. π€
β‘οΈπ©πͺ NEW - Porscheβs new holiday commercial uses blended hand-drawn art with 3D animation
No AI was used at all.
https://blossom.primal.net/058cad61558af06bf98caa859819f5fb4bdfba7fc8402bfefab7b262256fb719.mp4
It's more likely that it was created fully in #3D w/something like #Blender & styled using a cell-shading technique, while dropping the frame rate to traditional #animation thresholds. πββοΈ
I say this because I've experimented w/that technique before (wondering if I could create an a #anime where the characters/environments have actual physics-based attributes/interactions) & this is EXACTLY how it looks. π€
Everyday I'm blown away at how intuitively some people get things. π€―
My 2nd attempt would look like a poop emoji, lol. π€
It's EXTREMELY fruitless. πββοΈ
The only thing that I can think of is trying to MITM/scrape/tweak a WooCommerce store that was extensively set up on the backend, but was only ever used for sandbox purposes & has never stored any actual credentials. π€·ββοΈ
I use VPNs on public WiFi to access it, so the IP logs mean jack shit. All content has always had metadata scrubbed before upload & there is no personally identifiable data on it either. I don't even care enough to make backups because I nuke the site & redo it from scratch every few years anyway; there's absolutely nothing on the backend that you can't simply access on the front-end. π€·ββοΈ
The most valuable thing stored on that domain is a PDF copy of the #Bitcoin / #BTC whitepaper, lol. ππ
Happy to waste their time & resources though. π€
The Chinese are unhappy with the #China ban & have begun routing their attack traffic through #India & #Germany (mostly, but we have other endpoints on our radar). π
This is quite possibly the greatest game of capture the flag I have ever been invited to & it's honestly making my #Christmas season EXPONENTIALLY better. ππ
We have also enacted further #cybersecurity measures to mitigate the attack & make it computationally expensive for them to conduct their operation. πΈ

Enjoy wasting the compute on hacking into a website that contains absolutely nothing of value, fuckfaces. ππ€
People always talk about the symbolism in the imagery on US dollar notes, but rarely do you hear about the symbolism in the physical makeup of US dollar notes. π
They are made up of 75% cotton & most people spend their entire lives "harvesting" dollars. πββοΈ
MOST PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY SLAVES, PICKING COTTON FOR THEIR MASTERS. π«
Study #BTC / #Bitcoin harder, #Nostr fam. π€
https://blossom.primal.net/c064d19454224ba8ee279a408649f51a5fe5e33bdd17879eb3ef689feaa4904b.webp
I've actually been thinking a lot about this recently. π€
It seems that slicing some small percentage of your portfolio that you wouldn't mind going to zero would have relatively limited downside. πββοΈ
I don't trust anyone else enough to do it though. π€
π Congratulations! You've been chosen β check $PRlMAL eligibility now. Link: https://primaldrop.info/
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Congratulations! π₯³
You've been chosen to be told to go eat a dick, nigga. π€
A few days ago, I just started working on the first song that I've produced in over 20 years. πββοΈ
Wish me luck because I'm rusty AF. π€
β‘οΈπΊπΈ NEW - $6.25 billion. 25 million children. $250 each.
Michael Dell: βSusan and I believe the smartest investment we can make is in children. Thatβs why weβre so excited to contribute $6.25 billion from our charitable funds to help 25 million children start building a strong financial foundation through Invest America.β
https://blossom.primal.net/5b641669677d664bc383d8d5d7fe6284fad208b2a4ba28fd8478d44f92b00955.mp4
This will be misappropriated. π€
Todayβs Bitcoin track: βToxic Maximalistβ
Starting this daily Bitcoin music thread with one of our rawest tracks β‘οΈπ₯
βCypherpunks pirates and rebelsβ¦ all fighting for the same causeβ
I asked on Nostr where people prefer listening to our songs.
You would expect a whole army of toxic maxis mining blocks and flipping bits π§π
In the end only one person replied. They said Wavelake.
We like to think the one who answered was simply the most toxic maxi of them all πβ‘οΈ nostr:npub1dja4taqf6kxwajv3a6cmf2s80yc705rc6eya5enp9ppfhdnmdyxq6mycku
So here it is.
ππ» https://wavlake.com/track/e8c53601-cafa-4f20-99f1-6b37c6bff996
I am indeed the most toxic #Bitcoin / #BTC maxi of them all. π€
Just wait until you pack up all your shit, finally ditch "The West", then realize you've been stacking sats all over SE Asia for 10+ years while everyone back at home is on the verge of The Purge. π«
Can confirm it is the way. π€
Long live nostr:nprofile1qqszy58kj62v9fpe98nhuh0q76np4e0r0g0wd44rhth3wphdnyqjfzcpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq4mjy0c. π€
I don't think this cycle is over. π€·ββοΈ
A part of me secretly wishes it is though, so we can stack even more at lower prices. π€
Maybe the internet just likes cats. πππ€
50/50. π€
If you can't have a threesome without #Bitcoin, chances are you won't have a threesome because you own #BTC. π€·ββοΈ
CC: nostr:nprofile1qqsrpe8yh7rqktk8uu6tqfpxxgw8e5ssaz9txe4fvqy7tfp03kmvm6spr4mhxw309ahx7er9945k7u3wwajky6r0wqhx6ef6xccrxve0qy38wumn8ghj7erpwd5zumnjd3ujuenjdaehg7txwfhkwtnwv46r5dp5xsaxpxde π€
BRO. I was just watching the new vids in my security research playlist & this came across my desk. ππ
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. π€¦ββοΈ
We're all fucking doomed. π€
Serβ¦ it is November. π«
We have another ~5 weeks left. π€
π¨ #SOTU (Week 34): #Bitcoin #Newsletter is done!!! π¨

This past week was actually a pretty slow #news week for #BTC. The Wall St. crowd is still accelerating their accumulation though; make sure you get caught up on all the #institutional plays, #community discussion, #crime, #adoption, #government #regulation changes, " #crypto " fails, network updates & all the other highlights for the week! See you at another #ATH , #Nostr fam. π€

π° State Of The Union:
I'm from a country where there is no income tax. π€
You can just do both. πββοΈ
Upload all your old stuff that got you banned. π€
Let me get this straight.
You distrust shitcoins, but take a single shitcoins website with a massive conflict of interest to misreport as "proof" of that they hit 51%?
Lmao.
Even one of Moneros harshest critics, like Kratter, is skeptical of their claims
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https://rekt.news/hashrate-heist-or-hype
I just like to watch shitcoiners seethe & cope, tbh. π€·ββοΈ
Might wanna tell Kraken to unsuspend #Monero / #XMR deposits tho. π€
I hope that you hold your #Monero / #XMR bags all the way to zero. π€
Enjoy holding your universally heavy bags. π€
No point because there is no future for #Monero. πββοΈ
#Qubic already killed it 4 days ago, but the #XMR retards haven't realized it yet. πππ€
We're already retired & don't give a fuck. π€·ββοΈ
Just a heads-up to the under-educated so they can also retire. π€
#Bitcoin / #BTC is 1% from price discovery & there's plenty of room left to run in this short squeeze, #Nostr fam. π₯³
Send the bears straight to Hades. π€

The only use case for shitcoins is to buy #Bitcoin / #BTC.
"The Nihilistic Troll might pretend to be acting in the service of some cause or leader, but don't be fooled. The cause and their supposedly strong convictions are simply a way to justify and provide cover for their abusive behavior." -Robert Greene
You can try to justify it all you want, but at the end of the day, you permitted corrupt puppetmasters to strip you of your humanity & become nothing more than a tool to implement their evil desires; you've already lost the war. π€·ββοΈπ€








