🚨 THE #QUBIC vs #MONERO SAGA 🚨
If any of you #Bitcoin / #BTC bros on #Nostr would like an overdose of entertainment, look no further than the violence being inflicted upon the #XMR bros; you're gonna wanna get your popcorn ready for this one. 🍿
On Nov.19.2024, Qubic made their first post referencing a 51% attack. 👀
On Jul.31.2025, they formally announced their intention to 51% attack the Monero network's hashrate. ⚠️
Just 2 weeks later on Aug.12.2025, Qubic announced that they had successfully achieved 51% of Monero's hashrate (which was independently audited & confirmed). 🦾
Yesterday on Aug.15.2025, Qubic released their fist earnings report from the 51% attack, which was a staggering $240K in mining rewards over a 4-day span. 💸
This means that Qubic is now even more incentivized to attack the network, because they now own a $60K/day Monero printer & can dump all mining rewards to pump their own token (which has outperformed XMR by 57% in the 4 days since the 51% attack went live). They have also successfully reorg-ed blocks, completely breaking the security of the entire XMR protocol. 💁♂️
The Monero bros are fighting for their lives on the timeline & in the orderbooks, but they're ACTUALLY cooked. We told them to dump their shitcoin before it was too late, but now they will simply have to:
A) Hold bags that will probably never catch a bid ever again. 📉
B) Finally accept defeat & dump on their low-IQ brethren. 🤷♂️
So if you ever see a Monero bro on the timeline, simply repost this to them & tell them to shut the fuck up forever & #HFSAP (Have Fun Staying Anonymously Poor). 🤐
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 🤙
