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Teleportation
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But you always teleport to the same place
Lmao do I get to choose where that is?
It’s where you are right now
Sounds like a shitcoin power.
LMFAO #[2]
Bro that's a hearthstone. Bad ass.
Penis can’t teleport with you
Can I teleport back to it?
Sure…
I’m cool with that.
Everytime you teleport your dick shrinks a quarter inch!
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA
Still worth it in certain cases. Use sparingly.
you only got 8 trips left my dude lol
Not touching this one.
Thank me later
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Side effect: you shit yourself every time you do it
Worth it.
You accidentally become an insect like Jeff Goldblum.
🤮
But you turn into a large woman named Bertha every time you teleport.
