Just now at happy hour, this #Karen took immediate offense to my #MAGA hat!

HER: “I can’t believe you’re wearing that.”

ME: “Why wouldn’t I?”

HER: “Because he’s destroying the country.”

ME: “How, by getting criminals off the streets?”

HER: “They’re not criminals, they’re asylum seekers.”

ME: “The ones he’s deporting are violent criminals.”

HER: “Hey, migrants clean my building and they're afraid to come to work now.”

ME: “Well they wouldn't be afraid if they didn't break into the country.”

HER: “These are people who come here to feed their families, and what Trump is doing is incredibly disgusting.”

ME: “Not as disgusting as American citizens voting for crime and open borders. Are you always this friendly with the customers?”

HER: “Well, I’m the owner so I can say what I like. And honestly I think I’d like you to leave.”

ME: “Fine, as long as you realize that this is why your side lost.”

I laughed, got up, and took my business down the street where it was cheaper AND friendlier.