I wish that the Fediverse bridge would just be destroyed already.

Can someone bribe the maintainer with a bag full of sats, or take home out back with a rubber hose and motivate him to destroy it already?

Whatever it takes. Just get it done.

So far my only peace of mind that blocks the Fediverse completely is Coracle on the web version, but I can't be in front of my computer all the time and it doesn't always play nicely using it on my phone.