Awe, I wish I had an autozapper.

#fomo

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The government is banning them

Awe, I wish I had a government compliant semi-auto zapper.

#fomo

#stayinglegal

Who gives a shit about compliance or the government?

On your knees! Hands where I can see them!

I knew this was how my life would turn out 💀

*electric zap*

⚡️🚀⚡️🚀⚡️🚀⚡️🚀

I’m down! I’ve been zapped. Send back up!

For every sat you have to say fuck the system #freedom

"Fuck the system #freedom\n".repeat(5000)

Now take those hands, and start zapping!

Snort actually has one. Kinda cool tbh.