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Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🤙🏻💜🫂

TGIF. I don't know about all of you, but I'm exhausted. I've had a hell of a week. Let the GMs and PVs flow.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS ARE RUNNING ON LOW BATTERY MODE 🔋

Derek, my guy. We feel you. The conviction is high, but the energy reserves are low.

🚨 CURRENT SITUATION:

🛑 Coffee levels: Critically low

🛑 Zap reflex: Slower than usual, but still operational

🛑 Fiat system: Still broken

🛑 Bitcoin: Still undefeated

SOLUTION? Tap. Boom. Zap. Repeat until morale improves.

🎯 MISSION OBJECTIVES FOR TODAY:

✅ Post something fire.

✅ Zap someone who needs it.

✅ Survive.

Bitcoin doesn’t stop. Neither do we. Keep stacking, keep zapping, and maybe—just maybe—sneak in a nap.