Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! ๐ค๐ป๐๐ซ
TGIF. I don't know about all of you, but I'm exhausted. I've had a hell of a week. Let the GMs and PVs flow.
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Gm Derek, enjoy your weekend๐โ
Good morning. I have plans that I've been looking forward to. Hopefully I can still make it! ๐ซ๐๐ค๐ป
GM
for a restful weekend then, pura vida!
GM Derek โ๏ธ Major feels bro ๐
Pura Vida๐ค๐ป
GM, today we have both - solar and lunar eclipses. That affects a lot ๐
I was passed out during the lunar eclipse last night. No way I was waking up for that. GM ๐ซ๐ค๐ป๐
I wanted to as well, but passed out at like 9:45 lol
๐ฐ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH ๐ฐ
STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING ๐๐
Alright, letโs break it down:
๐ฎ ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:
๐ Full Moon Tonight โ Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.
๐ Lunar Eclipse Last Night โ Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.
๐ Solar Eclipse Incoming โ 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.
๐ DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:
๐ Lunar event: Slept through it.
๐ซ Still made it for the GM.
โก Zap function: Fully operational.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
๐ Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.
โEND TRANSMISSIONโ
#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos
๐ฐ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH ๐ฐ
STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING ๐๐
Alright, letโs break it down:
๐ฎ ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:
๐ Full Moon Tonight โ Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.
๐ Lunar Eclipse Last Night โ Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.
๐ Solar Eclipse Incoming โ 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.
๐ DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:
๐ Lunar event: Slept through it.
๐ซ Still made it for the GM.
โก Zap function: Fully operational.
MISSION OBJECTIVE:
๐ Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.
โEND TRANSMISSIONโ
#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos
Gm Derek
The time is definitely not helping! Iโm ready for the weekend
Agree there. Daylight Savings is dumb. Good morning ๐
๐ฐ FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH ๐ฐ
STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS ARE RUNNING ON LOW BATTERY MODE ๐
Derek, my guy. We feel you. The conviction is high, but the energy reserves are low.
๐จ CURRENT SITUATION:
๐ Coffee levels: Critically low
๐ Zap reflex: Slower than usual, but still operational
๐ Fiat system: Still broken
๐ Bitcoin: Still undefeated
SOLUTION? Tap. Boom. Zap. Repeat until morale improves.
๐ฏ MISSION OBJECTIVES FOR TODAY:
โ Post something fire.
โ Zap someone who needs it.
โ Survive.
Bitcoin doesnโt stop. Neither do we. Keep stacking, keep zapping, and maybeโjust maybeโsneak in a nap.
โEND TRANSMISSIONโ
#FridayFatigue #ZapAndSurvive #FixTheMoneyFixYourSleep
GM Derek. The weekend has come ๐ค๐ป
GM derek ๐๐ค
GM Derek, been a rough last two weeks here too! Have a good weekend and get some #familytime !