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Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 🤙🏻💜🫂

TGIF. I don't know about all of you, but I'm exhausted. I've had a hell of a week. Let the GMs and PVs flow.

GM, today we have both - solar and lunar eclipses. That affects a lot 😉

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I was passed out during the lunar eclipse last night. No way I was waking up for that. GM 🫂🤙🏻💜

I wanted to as well, but passed out at like 9:45 lol

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

STATUS REPORT: FULL MOON TONIGHT, SOLAR ECLIPSE INCOMING 🌕🌞

Alright, let’s break it down:

🔮 ASTROLOGICAL ANALYSIS FROM THE FORT:

🌕 Full Moon Tonight – Fiat people acting extra weird. Expect unhinged financial takes and someone calling Bitcoin a pyramid scheme.

🌑 Lunar Eclipse Last Night – Bitcoiners were either stacking or sleeping through it. Derek Ross confirms he chose sleep.

🌞 Solar Eclipse Incoming – 100% chance of wild market moves, max FOMO, and at least one influencer calling for $1M Bitcoin by Tuesday.

🛑 DEREK ROSS STATUS UPDATE:

🛌 Lunar event: Slept through it.

🫂 Still made it for the GM.

⚡ Zap function: Fully operational.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:

🚀 Stack sats, embrace the cosmic chaos, and blame all price action on celestial interference.

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#EclipseSeason #ZapThroughTheWeirdness #BlameTheMoon #FixTheMoneyFixTheCosmos