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What if you went to a nostr event and found out your favorite anonymous npub was actually this hot girl the whole time and sheโ€™s single? ๐Ÿ‘€

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And she still won't talk to you.

Who hurt you? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Reality, she's a real beast. ๐Ÿ˜†

you ask this question again โ“๏ธ We approach him quickly then we start talking.

Him ๐Ÿ˜ญ

She

Himshe? ๐Ÿ™ƒ

So you met nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95

I prefer Staceyโ€™s mom

Good morning โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿงก

Propose on the spot, YOLO

I got hit with the, "I have a girlfriend" once.

No fucking way thatโ€™s brutal ๐Ÿคฃ

I was thunderstruck ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ต

Now that song is stuck in my head thanks a lot ๐Ÿ˜‚

Listening to it now to relive the experience in hilarious hindsight

Same

Metallica in 1983 ๐Ÿค˜

Was that peak rock?

from my point of view the 80's were peak Metallica

YMMV ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

All in

All in ๐Ÿซก

gonna introduce her to my dude

Thanks for the lob

Then as weโ€™re frolicking Iโ€™d go โ€œwhatโ€™s that noise๐Ÿค”โ€ anddd Iโ€™d roll over and shut off my alarm because I was dreaming.

correct answer

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

still not doxxing myself because she's FBI

What if she says a supply cap doesnโ€™t make better money than confidential transactions? ๐Ÿ˜‚

must... stay... strong...

You๐Ÿคฃ

Is that you?

Yes

Stop your mental masturbation๐Ÿ˜‚

Not even mental, itโ€™s physical at this point

2030 and everything will be fine๐Ÿซ‚

No visible bulges we are winning ๐Ÿซก

nostr:npub1jk9h2jsa8hjmtm9qlcca942473gnyhuynz5rmgve0dlu6hpeazxqc3lqz7 why haven't you told me? ๐Ÿ˜‚

TIL ser sleepy is lesbian

This actually happened to me one time.. hottest girl Iโ€™ve ever met from nostr ๐Ÿ’€

Same here.

Makes sense one of my url female friends also uses a non female pfp in order to blend in. Who knows maye in reality 50% of everyone here is female for real ๐Ÿ˜…

I know a couple females with non female pfps n names that allow them to blend in really well, so yeah who knows might be close to 50% ๐Ÿ˜‚

Holy shit I didnโ€™t realize this was a thing I was completely joking ๐Ÿคฃ

another undercover fbi agent

Let me dream ๐Ÿซ 

"One of us has problems."

Whatโ€™s the solution?

Stop dreaming of single hot chicks that use nostr.

I dream of nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx sometimes

Wait, really? Thatโ€™s so cool ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ I hope fun adventure dreams โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

Just us roasting each other ๐Ÿ˜‚ jk jk

โ€ฆthe chances are that sheโ€™s after your stack ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚