Who would do something like this?

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Child

I wish it were so

Get out, you're not safe.

🤣

My ex

I hope not

Hopefully a kid...

Sadly no. My wife was the one who mutilated this fine melon

Oh dear, I'm sorry for your loss.

I will salvage it. Then I will return to Costco to start again

They sell wives at Costco now? They really do have everything 😆

🤣🤣

Yes but you have to buy in bulk

Hopefully they're in the freezer section? Or are they a just add water variety 🤔

😂😂😂

Become Ungovernable

No. There are lines that shouldn’t be crossed

Your wife has your number, now you will insist on cutting the watermelon for her. Sucka 🚁😂😂😂

Played again 🤦‍♂️

Watermelon Dictator over here!

I am LORD of the melons

😂👊🍉

Jim. Started with apple pies in the 90s.

Jim? Jim Cramer?

😂, it’s the sort of thing a Kennedy would do—according to my grandfather