title: setting a poor example

description: a micro-fiction in anon dialogue

a: so. what are your new years plans?

b: railed

a: wait like trains

b: yea

a: wait which kind of train

b: yea

a: ok so not lines tho

b: them too

a: idk what we are talking about

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a: should i call someone? do you need me to call someone?

b: for the train?

a: yea cos of your plans this is like, premeditated, planning

b: how else do you have a train

a: oh ok so you mean .. got it not like choo choo

b: yea choo choo

a: wat

b: what

a: are you planning to hurt yourself?

b: no im not gonna feel a thing

a: wait

b: cos of the rails

a: the lines?

b: gonna be ripped

a: off your ass? sphincter? what do you mean

b: whole body

a: ok so like collision a train train i can call someone

b: to join?

a: at this point either way

b: what do you mean

a: the whole thing in any context honestly

b: killjoy

a: yes. at your service.