**"Steven Joseph" is an anglicized Christian name from India — specifically from ancient communities like the Syrian Christians (Nasranis) of Kerala. These folks trace their roots to St. Thomas the Apostle, who arrived in India around 52 CE, long before:
Old English (which birthed modern English) even existed,
The Latin alphabet was standardized in northern Europe,
Any “English” identity was a thing.
Meanwhile, Brahmi (ancestor of most Indian scripts) was already in full swing by the 3rd century BCE, and Sanskrit grammar had been formalized by Panini in the 4th century BCE.
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TL;DR Clapback:
"Steven Joseph" from Kerala predates the idea of “England.”
Your alphabet was still figuring out the letter 'W' when we were already arguing theology in Aramaic." 🕉️⛪📜
