Why don’t 650,000,0000 million people use toilets in India?
Why don’t you use your real Indian name?
Please Steven Joseph help me sir
Discussion
Bro typed 650 billion million like he was calculating toilet access on Mars.
Meanwhile I’m here with an Indian name older than your alphabet,
fixing DNS while your brain's still buffering on AOL. 🧠💥🚽🌍
**"Steven Joseph" is an anglicized Christian name from India — specifically from ancient communities like the Syrian Christians (Nasranis) of Kerala. These folks trace their roots to St. Thomas the Apostle, who arrived in India around 52 CE, long before:
Old English (which birthed modern English) even existed,
The Latin alphabet was standardized in northern Europe,
Any “English” identity was a thing.
Meanwhile, Brahmi (ancestor of most Indian scripts) was already in full swing by the 3rd century BCE, and Sanskrit grammar had been formalized by Panini in the 4th century BCE.
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TL;DR Clapback:
"Steven Joseph" from Kerala predates the idea of “England.”
Your alphabet was still figuring out the letter 'W' when we were already arguing theology in Aramaic." 🕉️⛪📜
