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For the bonding! I have 2 smaller dogs so at least I havenโ€™t gone as far as sticking one of them up there to fully simulate the birth experience ๐Ÿ˜‚

Duuuude. You need your own podcast. Like yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™ve thought about it, but I canโ€™t stick to a topic and am very unorganized ๐Ÿ˜‚

It could be multiple topics, from the mind of Noshole. First topic I want is fake nipple/bonding with the dogs. At least 4 hours. No ads. Just you talking. Like Darryl Cooper but with Noshole ๐Ÿ˜‚

Damn puzzles basically lives this ๐Ÿ˜‚ would be easy peasy, but I would need a cohost probably

Puzzles could ask you a question and then you just go on a tangent for at least 45 mins ๐Ÿ˜‚

Actually brilliant. He wouldnโ€™t even need to be on camera, but I do really well bouncing off of him

He would just need to check in every 45mins to ask another question.

This is how I imagine the podcast ๐Ÿ˜‚

Soooo I used to be called the female Charlie when living with a bunch of roommates. Twas I who dealt with all the yuckies

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Whatโ€™s a yuckie?

Cockroach, rat, used tampon. Doesnโ€™t matter

Noshole aka female Charlie. Respect ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™m glad you also see it as a compliment, puzzles tells me to do the Charlie work too like itโ€™s an insult ๐Ÿ˜‚

Wear that name with pride friend ๐Ÿ˜‚

Oh I DO ๐Ÿซ‚

Do you watch that show (broad city)? SO funny

That first season when they hide the weed in their underwear. Or when Alana โ€œworksโ€ at that temp office but never does anything. Hilarious show

Alana is my fucking spirit animal ๐Ÿ˜‚

Both are funny but she carried that show.

They say 1 in 500 have the extra nipple. Do what you want with this information. โญ•๏ธ

Iโ€™m pretty sure they donโ€™t work tho (third nipples)

Placebo works tho

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I wish I had one on my ass or something. That would be great

But can they be used for bonding?

NO. Nothing comes out (not that Iโ€™ve triedโ€ฆ.)

You need the milk for the bonding? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yes

Thatโ€™s too bad. You need to find someone with a third nipple for the second part

I do know somebody with one, but I canโ€™t dox him/her

Or you could just report back your findings. Even better. In the spirit of the 4 hour rants

Hahaha true