Don't worry fam. I'm sure the Epstein list will come out after the DOGE checks and the Fort Knox audit

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Will rest easy knowing that the elected officials are on to it

Anonymous sources told me it will come out after the Pentagon fully passed its audit.

Nah The list won't come out because it's everyone's favorite celebrity on there. Your child's favorite celebrity is on there.

Elmo?

Actually, the guy that has his hand up elmo's ass probably not haha, because he's very, very, very old. I doubt he's on that list.

That guy from Elmo, I'll tell you this. He was very smart with his little puppet.