1. Don’t care so long as it’s the Bills, Chiefs, Texans, Ravens, 49ers, Lions, or Bucs.
Now for the analysis:
Chiefs can’t win this year (even NFL writers aren’t that lazy)
Texans, Lions, and Bucs are too green to to go the distance.
Ravens and 49ers have choke written all over them.
GB can’t win because there’s a God.
Process of elimination leaves the Bills.
2. JH coaches at Blue next year, but then comes home 🤞the following year.
3. BB takes a break.
4. McCaskey will find a way to meddle and fuck it up. Think they’ll trade back from #1 though. MHJ is the first pick for CHI.