Do you ever eat tortilla chips that are too big and they scrape the corners of your mouth but you keep shoving them in because they're so good but then your mouth corners are all fucked up because of the salt and acid from the salsa really irritated them and it's a sensitive area already before you recklessly gorged yourself on chips and salsa but you probably didn't learn your lesson and are going to do it again because you bought 6 lbs of tortilla chips from Costco and they need to get eaten? Yeah, me neither.

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Not in decades, and definitely not at Costco.

Not my loss. I'm diabetic I don't eat things anymore, which my body gets mad at me for

I definitely don't currently have a scar tissue lump on my upper pallet from the pointy corner of a tortilla chip paired with salsa incident.

Did you ever eat a slice of pizza that was so hot it burned all of the skin off of the roof of your mouth but it was so delicious you kept on eating it anyway?

takes immense effort for me to let stuff cool down. im trying tho

Pretty much every time I cook a frozen pizza. I stopped buying them because of this.

The other reason to stop buying frozen pizza is because it’s trash.

Can you imagine the sheer amount of disrespect to your tastebuds with a frozen ham and pineapple pizza