Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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It’s only Tuesday.

Why do many governments oppose Bitcoin??? Because they are afraid of proof of work!

Why do Bitcoin investors want a Lambo?

Because they know Ferrari is owned by Fiat!

#zing!

Homemade camouflage

Why did Jerome Powell give the money printer a sweater? Because it went brrrr.

Where is the money printer located? In de basement!

Did you hear about the rancher that had 97 cows in his field?

When he rounded them up, he had 100.

MY WIFE ASKED ME WHY I SPOKE SO SOFTLY IN THE HOUSE®

I SAID I WAS AFRAID

MARK ZUCKERBERG WAS

LISTENING!

SHE LAUGHED.

I LAUGHED.

ALEXA LAUGHED.

SIRI LAUGHED.

My best joke is You asking for sats for your millionaire brother