Soon coming to a Bitcoiner near you:

- Bank: «Hi, it’s your bank.»

- Pleb: «Hi..»

- Bank: «You know the #bitcoin we didn’t like that you had. We would like you to put them into our bank.»

- Pleb: «Why should I do that?»

- Bank: «We’ll give you free fiat loans if you back it with BTC.»

- Pleb: «I think I’ll pass.»

- Bank: «No, please, god, no! We’ll give you negative interest rates if you want.»