I #member my school teacher telling us about this search engine trying to give more results in less time than #askjeeves, called google

“When my husband asks something i don’t know, i say we should google it! It’s already a verb in our family”

We were all like lol laaaaaame not using the shit

Fast forward a few years and everyone’s deeply reliant on that company for just about all aspects of #cyberexistence (that’s not a word? Wtf)

Fast forward moar and “de-googling” is a fairly common aspiration since they’re unabashedly fucking evil now

Funny how that stuff works. Also idk who needs to hear this but mapquest.com is still a website 🥲

#hashtag #gfy