yall wanna hear some embarrassing ass shit that just happened to me

i was outside with my dog pepe n this cat comes up to us n gets all big n mighty so i tell pepe to chill n back away

this cute girl neighbor I hadn’t seen before comes up to us with her dog saying to be careful cause that cat has attacked her dog before, whatever we talk for like 5 mins

she goes n keeps walking her dog, i look at my shirt at a certain spot she kept looking at just to notice i had a fucking snot stain from last night when I slept in the shirt n sneezed in the middle of the night OH MY FUCKING GOD