yall wanna hear some embarrassing ass shit that just happened to me

i was outside with my dog pepe n this cat comes up to us n gets all big n mighty so i tell pepe to chill n back away

this cute girl neighbor I hadn’t seen before comes up to us with her dog saying to be careful cause that cat has attacked her dog before, whatever we talk for like 5 mins

she goes n keeps walking her dog, i look at my shirt at a certain spot she kept looking at just to notice i had a fucking snot stain from last night when I slept in the shirt n sneezed in the middle of the night OH MY FUCKING GOD

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β€œSnot stain” πŸ˜‚

Women are forgiving. It’s aight

At least she saw the real you from the start πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"It's what's on the inside that matters"

that's what she said

Also snot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You guys overthinking it. If she finds him cute, he can make it.

Some people are into snots, and that’s alright

Some are into thots and that’s expensive

No longer on the inside, so it doesn't matter πŸ˜‚

Snots dont matter. Good job.

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OMG LMFAO

Omg πŸ˜† lol

snot is extremely masculine, i'm sure she couldn't keep here eyes of of it because she was amazed, wouldn't worry about it

wtf 🀣🀣🀣🀣

Ewww Sleeepppppyyyyyy πŸ˜‚

I’m a walking embarrassment 🀣 I don’t say half the shit that happens to me on the daily but if I diddddd omg

So you might hate her if she never talks to you again or completely ignores you forever

Err

Meant to say

So you might hate her if she talks to you or completely ignores you forever

nah I’ve never hated anyone I don’t think that’ll happen, next time I’ll just make a joke n say it was a cum stain

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Taking pepe for a walk will never be the same

she didn't think it was snot πŸ˜‚πŸ€£