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yall wanna hear some embarrassing ass shit that just happened to me

i was outside with my dog pepe n this cat comes up to us n gets all big n mighty so i tell pepe to chill n back away

this cute girl neighbor I hadn’t seen before comes up to us with her dog saying to be careful cause that cat has attacked her dog before, whatever we talk for like 5 mins

she goes n keeps walking her dog, i look at my shirt at a certain spot she kept looking at just to notice i had a fucking snot stain from last night when I slept in the shirt n sneezed in the middle of the night OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Jeroen βœ… 1y ago

At least she saw the real you from the start πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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liminal 🦠 1y ago

"It's what's on the inside that matters"

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tanel 1y ago

that's what she said

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Jeroen βœ… 1y ago

Also snot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Tetsu Tamasi 1y ago

You guys overthinking it. If she finds him cute, he can make it.

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Jeroen βœ… 1y ago

Some people are into snots, and that’s alright

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Tetsu Tamasi 1y ago

Some are into thots and that’s expensive

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liminal 🦠 1y ago

No longer on the inside, so it doesn't matter πŸ˜‚

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