Shitcoiner Tales
I used to know this shitcoiner guy...
He had amazing paper profits in ETH but lost much of it holding out for the flippening and proof of stake. Eventually he just got impatient, sold all his Ethereum and bought Egregium which soon dumped hard. So he sold that junk at a big loss and bought Linoleum.
He ended up a tycoon in the mobile home flooring business.
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