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In Germany, you’re not allowed to use a weapon to defend yourself so they have self-defense classes where they teach people how to use towels. This is a disarmed society.

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Mandi Draws 1y ago

Shouldn't he wrap the towel around the knife hand like in the spy movies?

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Nostr News Network 1y ago

I want to be the Jackie Chan of towel users.

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83a27cb6... 1y ago

Its illegal to wrap an unregistered towel around your knife hand in germany.

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