nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx you have to answer for this πŸ˜‚

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The Leaky Spoon πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

She's probably been there.

Tis my regular, innit bruv πŸ₯ΉπŸ«‚

Fuckin knew it

What is that?

The Leaky Spoon πŸ₯„

Is that when British soup is so bad that it melts the spoon like acid?

It might be what the call these things

Stupid brits you can’t eat soup with that πŸ˜‚

That's how fiat enjooyers eat their soup 🀭

Leaking value πŸ˜‚

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Do you guys put walkers crisps in your sandwiches? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

I don't think we have Walkers here.

But I do like adding chips (crisps πŸ™„) to sandwiches. I should fry some up and put them on a burger or something. It's really good.

What crisps do you guys have? 🀯

Aw man I forgot you guys call them chips πŸ€£πŸ«‚

Crips + burger sounds goooood 🀀

But the chips just get soggy 😭

Hmm good point πŸ€” got to depend on the sandwich, maybe you could have the sauce on the side and dip πŸ‘€πŸ”₯ or add a crisp per bite πŸ‘€

This is what normal people do πŸ˜‚

Mostly seed oil ones.

I have ✨homemade✨

Rarely. But whenever I did I liked it.

Same, I like the texture πŸ”₯πŸ’―

Ketchup chips on a sandwich is great.

Ketchup chips????

I feel so sorry for Americans, they don't even know πŸ«‚

I can honestly say this is one of the few times I’m glad to be an ignorant American. This abomination should not exist.

You're right. Who would ever mix the flavour of fried potatoes and ketchup. That's just insane, nobody would ever do that.

Such a bad idea

No he's right. No where in recorded history was ketchup and fried potatoes ever a popular choice. Have you ever heard of people putting ketchup on hash browns? Yuck, gross.

Just because ketchup goes with some potato foods, doesn’t mean you use ketchup with anything. I’d never put ketchup in a potato soup 🀒

Conveniently ignores the fried potato component, the importance of the Maillard reaction to the flavour of savory foods, and it's interplay with vinegar and acidity. You're grasping at straws here MahDood.

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Oh Jesus Christ πŸ˜‚

No one can keep up with my meme folder this isn’t a joke πŸ˜‚

https://video.nostr.build/584e48eeb6f92a79282baf3b05ef08c9a01ba8a971b8d34c77921e86262e5c75.mp4

This goes beyond a meme folder.

It's an offensive stockpile.

Hoarding degeneracy πŸ˜‚

I like to meme on the fly, keep it fresh. My folder has so many it's a disaster to find anything 😭

I organize it frequently but yeah. I use more my templates folder than my meme folders

Meanwhile my meme folderπŸ”₯

It's honestly impressive.

Some high grade enterprise level meme search.

Can you work with nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w and add it to Nostr.build?

Idk if I’m ready to open source my meme folder 🧐

Share the fruits of your labor.

Become comoonist 🀝

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we told you not to bring your meme folder on that dangerous boating trip.

Oooof

She was way too casual

Casual fall earned her a perfect score

10/10 comedy yes πŸ˜‚

The FBI agent’s reaction when you burn down the Minecraft house

https://video.nostr.build/03c31d1075a04a1c718f31477b72cacd2140f8ff102ccd5e1926b8d7bddcf221.mp4

Hahahahahahaha

Do like nostr:npub1pefpytg7h9wdmza97evpta73eyf94rq5mq5cn6h992eknm4xcljqq2tv2p did with pituf.in

Where's MahDood.meme 🧐 get vibe coding.

Dr. Memer, M.D.

D M M D

MemeDR.lol

meme.clinic

This is a good one πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Œ

It's yours for $260 on namecheap πŸ’€

Not so cheap

No. In fact there are a lot of not cheap domains on namecheap 😠

They should change the name to namenotsocheap

I usually use hostinger. Cheap as fuck.

Yuck. Domain poaching bastards.

I like this but too lazy to do it πŸ˜‚

Maybe one day I will add an ability for users to add their own content.

Just scrape my nostr.build uploads πŸ˜‚

That is easy!

How to tag them though!?

My meme folder is a nightmare to navigate lol

This πŸ‘†πŸΎ πŸ€£πŸ«‚

Free memes anyone?

(No access restrictions on this specific one)

https://gallery.nostr.build/memes

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Congratulations on the nostr.land partnership Fishcake. Great move 🀌🏾

I just read this entire thread and after three years on Nostr I think think we’ve finally broken through.

You’re referring to the partnership between the two services ?

This is a mega thread, he referenced all of it πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

So is being retards πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

It’s pure perfection.

Broken through?

I don't see anything particularly groundbreaking in this thread

Shitposting good

Bundling services together good

Having cock together, good too πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

It’s all converging together in one brilliant and retarded package.

Makes it easy for the consumer. Brilliant indeed

Fuck, I mistakenly muted the thread and now I cannot see any replies 😭🀣

Rekt lol

Where is the fucking unmute button for the thread nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s ? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

You can delete in the mute menu (sidebar)

Well, please give me cock! I wanna cock! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

I guess cock is permissionless? πŸ˜‚

You gotta make sure you get the Mexican Cock. The regular one is unhealthy.

Darker skin 🀌🏾

Similar to chicken meat

I prefer a regular cock! πŸ”πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

What’s the difference between regular and irregular?🀭

One is tastier πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

You have to put it in the mouth to taste it 🀌🏾

Henlo?

You came in at a good time πŸ‘Œ

β€œCame” is also a good word here

It was a moment of pure ecstasy for our dear Mr Fishcake

Fishcake: β€œI’m arriving”

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ I was injected into this thread

Fishcake as he’s injected into the thread: β€œI came, I arrived, I memed”

We're getting close to Amethyst's event horizon

Peace out bros ✌️

I love innit

Sounded like the McDonalds line πŸ˜‚

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It’s chewsday indid!

It’s splendid innit

cum the fuck down boyz*/*yaπŸ™ƒ

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Oh yeah, free range cock is great too. Small farm cock performs the best imo.

Are small farm cocks bigger than big farm cock?

Small farm cocks are smaller, yes. But they are more pleasurable to consume than the big farm cocks, which can be painful for some.

Painful is no good. Gotta lubricate somehow

That's where the beef tallow comes in

I missed this one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Gotta make sure to rub it in

Where is my gallery? πŸ‘€

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Autistic 🀭

Extremely 🀭

Fr fr 🀭

Impossible it’s well organized

It can't possibly not be. The replies are too fast.

The only answer is that Mahdood is a bit.

He said multiple times before that it’s not organized πŸ˜‚

He knows roughly how much to scroll to find some. Muscle memory

That's autistic af.

I’ve been adding labels but it’s thousands of files it’s gonna take another 7 million years to finish them all 😩

That's when you hire some indians to do it for you.

The labels will all be wrong, and then it'll take 21 million years to fix

And they’ll have a copy of the folder. Multiple copies

Yeah I already tried that and it set me back 7 million years not doing it again

https://video.nostr.build/b9db45ab319f042d05e48f0b7396aa80ae2996a3629ceea124e6f2a852e2e2fd.mp4

RIP lol

Correct

NSFL

Never

SS isn’t happy about this. You made her cry, look

My queen I’m sorry

Kim Jong seeing SS for the first time.

TIL commies are cucks

Needs more PB & Bacon

Seriously though it's good. No jokes.

PB on a hotdog. Ketchup on chips. Pineapple on pizza. wtf is life.

https://video.nostr.build/101fd25dd6577f0931f3ee9d109fd811f9b47c14af116f072cde1c174c7cc16f.mp4

To afraid to ask

You're better off just walking away.

What the flip

What the flip 🀣🀣🀣

First it was pineapple on pizza and now this. Please get help. I’m praying for you all πŸ™

As usual, Americans doing it wrong πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

We do meals right

I heard you guys don’t have meal deals in your supermarkets in America πŸ˜­πŸ«‚

What is that?

It’s pretty decent - taken very seriously in the UK

People do YouTube reviews πŸ˜‚

Oh like lunchables that's cuteπŸ˜‚

What the hell 🧐😭

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Your lunchables look different πŸ‘€ you guys get extras πŸ€”

It’s because of the accent

We have pubsubs

Sub sandwiches from Publix.

Pub subs is that like when you go to a bar in a subway?

It's more like when you're writing concurrent software and need to follow a Publisher/Subscriber pattern to prevent deadlocks.

I leant about Publix this month, I never heard of it before πŸ€” I am most intrigued, these pubsubs look good

Public is a great store. Mid-tier supermarket, mainly fiat food, but they have great counters for sliced meat and cheese. The bakery is partially ultra processed. And then of course, pub subs.

But it's been yeaars since I've had a sub from there though. Maybe I should have one again.

Going to the American restaurant for lunch. Grabbing a deep fried Snickers & pistol combo meal πŸ˜‚

Now you’re getting it

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Meals right? In the US? With all the morbidly obese? That’s wild

Fackin Canadians and their "all dressed chips," keep that shit up there with your bags of milk.

I've never seen a bag of milk in my life. WTF you talking about πŸ€”

Smh bags of milk must’ve been Trudeau’s idea

Walker what?