Client wars?
Discussion
“Oh no! Your new update sucked, you upset 545 people. They left for Amethyst”
Your app store is demanding a bribe otherwise they will go to the FBI
Hire hooligans from mostr to cause mayhem on rival client relays
Someone from bluesky has reported you for hate speech
You have to go to a new client every turn. Your turn consists of:
1. Figuring out which follows, hashtags, and relays you lost
2. Rebuilding your profile
3. Fighting new bugs