Be like me:

touch grass

this is nice

lay in the grass

read a bitcoin book

feels good man

throat gets itchy, nose starts running

rash on my arms

realize grass is treated with chemicals and pesticides

fuck the grass

go home

shower

feel like shit

blame it on central banks nostr:note10fqqcsrzs6yurjhr9xds9w2tma9t9u03jrxq7mzt76akqhs9zl2sq7rtyw