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I've shaved my head for decades. Played a cricket match, didn't eat anything all afternoon, dehydrated and got shit faced very quickly down the pub and must have nodded off, head down on the table. When I woke up and rubbed my head, my hand came away covered in red, eventually I was informed that a couple of the WAGS had been playing noughts and crosses on my head using lipstick. Very amusing for them, somewhat arousing for me.

nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta oooh this is a new kink on me

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nostr:npub1p6mf2kzc3gu8tqkm59y0tvqg0sxnahxve2heujlf6c5wpx6v5twqg8jpny I just wish I'd be slightly more conscious! I'm not sure if the noughts and crosses was the most embarrassing thing about the evening, being wrecked after less than two pints of cider was a major failing in front the hard drinking team members. Dehydration can jump up and bite you in unexpected ways.