HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(headline from The Times)
I gave this to BlueSky but I like you lot even more so you can have it too. A picture that a boy took of me last weekend, cropped so you can really focus on just how exceptional my baps look right now.
His verdict: "What. A. Rack."
Correct.
I’ll have crossed borders 7 times on this 5 day trip, and only had to show my passport for 2 of those.
Schengen rocks. Abolish all borders.
#BordersAreBullshit
OK, if you have a spare 30 seconds and you know/like my audio, could you have a listen to this and let me know in the poll below if my voice is
a) too fucked to record, I should leave it a couple more days or
b) fine, gravelly but in a sexy way
Patreons! New #AudioPorn for ya! Not to brag, but I fucking KNEW you'd pick this one in the vote this month ;-)
Reasons I want to fuck you with a strap on
https://www.patreon.com/posts/reasons-i-want-116179343
#pegging #StrapOn #Anal #Dominance
Men who instinctively understand the double-tap are hot as fuck. Fact.
#NSFW one about #kink and #FaceFucking, from this time last year.
Let’s start looking forward to it: how will YOU celebrate the utter humiliation and potential annihilation of the Tory party on 4th July?
It's in the interests of predatory men to make us believe that younger women are more desirable than older ones purely because of their looks.
In fact, it's also about compliance. Younger women are less likely to tell awful men to go fuck themselves.
It takes time and experience to be able to stand up to terrible men. I still don't think I'm great at it, and I'm nearly 40. When I was 18? No fucking chance.
nostr:npub1p6mf2kzc3gu8tqkm59y0tvqg0sxnahxve2heujlf6c5wpx6v5twqg8jpny
I've shaved my head for decades. Played a cricket match, didn't eat anything all afternoon, dehydrated and got shit faced very quickly down the pub and must have nodded off, head down on the table. When I woke up and rubbed my head, my hand came away covered in red, eventually I was informed that a couple of the WAGS had been playing noughts and crosses on my head using lipstick. Very amusing for them, somewhat arousing for me.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta oooh this is a new kink on me
It's Thursday and that means it's NEW guest #AudioPorn day!
Today's fantastic smut is by nostr:npub1aa4ll53vg9x2plctt35t9c7kugr9fnnkp6crd4y404veltc9djlsa86xrp, featuring one of my favourite hot-fantasy-dudes: the sultry guitar player.
'“Oh, I want it. Want you, I mean.”
Then, his lips were on mine to prove it. The force of their landing had me leaning back over the amp case, crushing the Gibson between our bodies, his pelvis grinding against my thigh.'
https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/whiskey-guitars-sex-in-cargo-holds/ #Erotica #FuckTheBand #NSFW
NEW BLOG! The final part in the trilogy that began with me asking out a cute flirty guy who worked in my shop, and led to one of the loveliest first/second date combos ever. With huge thanks to him for restoring my faith in #dating as a whole, here’s how our third date went: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/emotional-honesty-faith-in-dating/ #emotion #honesty
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta Haha well I’m very much a pacifist. Not in a nice way, in a way that hopes my enemies live long enough to see me rise in triumph above them, then hurl themselves at my feet begging forgiveness 😉