"my boobs no longer have lasers"
actual support ticket
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Discussion
That was the laugh I needed just then. Thank you both 😂
This is a serious issue bro 😜💜
I did just update Damus this morning, would that have done it?
On nostr we are signing permanent notes & training future AI tools with our top prioritities
I guess we have to get our hands dirty and repair them.
Yes please help Will fix them!
😠
Found the event, but it looks like your profile was updated 🧐
old Published at 2025-01-05 02:37:41 GMT:
Your current one Published at 2025-03-23 04:00:45 GMT:
What does this even mean?
My profile was updated?
By whom and how?
1)The two links have the two versions of your profile data (name, pfp, description etc)
3) Do you know when you updated the app? The biggest clue to whatever happened is whatever happened at 4:00 GMT, since that was when your profile data updated.
Hmmm ok, I updated the app about an hour or so ago. Is this why it’s happened?
I doubt it, we don’t edit your profile randomly
This is truly very bizarre, are you able to fix it at all from your end?
Or do I need to redo it all over again?
Nobody has an end on nostr for your profile except you
I just added all the information, lasers and banner all over again.
Would be interesting to see how this can happen though, for future reference.
I think ur hacked
(Someone has ur nsec) 😹
👀 👀
Seriously???
1) Might you have accidentally changed your profile? (seems most likely, and least troublesome)
if not
2) Did you log into any other clients with your nsec? Which ones and when?
if not
3) What devices have you your nsec stored? Might any of them be compromised?
If 3 is possible, it still is odd that they would know about nostr and go through the hassle of changing (just) your profile
1- no never changed anything on my profile that’s 💯
2- I did try and login to nostrnests yesterday using the Nostore extension but that was all
3- doubt anyone would actually hack me..I’m very boring!
I know that you can log into some clients and they wipe your follow list, there's a chance something similar happened when you logged into nostrnests - especially if you logged on sometime around 4 GMT
That’s the weird thing, I didn’t lose the people I am following at all.
I just lost all my bio, banner and lasers.
Even my WoS account was still on there.
Its a weird thing with relays.
Its a very wide guess, but what might have happened:
1) when you logged in, nostrnests couldn't find your profile data so it looked through multiple relays
2) It found older profile data on a relay that didn't update to your most recent one
3) rather than go through the looking process again which takes some time, it published your profile relays that it usually looks through to be faster. This creates a new profile event
4) your normal relays on Damus found this "new profile" and updated because was published most recently.
😅
If that is not the most urgent ticket than I do t know what is. In fact all boobs should be required to have lasers. 🫡
Exactly! Surely there wasn’t anything more important than this!
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Support: we need those lasers on those boobs again. ASAP!
Listen, nostr:nprofile1qqsr9cvzwc652r4m83d86ykplrnm9dg5gwdvzzn8ameanlvut35wy3gpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszymhwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdf3r2dfwvdhk6vc8tlw, there’s a lot of us here waiting to find out if/how you restored her lasers.