I've abandoned all hope

Wait wait wait wait wait this is real?

what

What the fuck is this article

I can hear nostr:npub164q45vfa8prpl7f63stsl9qm9n22v6julkasjdqxjc8kevchsj0sp42rl3 celebrating from here

It's bad, it's not real, don't touch it...

Oh I can insider trade it now?

I love Bitcoin!

Nasty old shit bag.

nostr:nevent1qqsptduy69f35seehx5hycwthkgcv30vc40f6n6g9jaxq97kcx2s7vqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupzpmnw5yatnljuff5w47d35d87q99xddqpzlzsac4xzn6vm22ekmn5qvzqqqqqqyyf2f93

This can’t be real

As a former Warren fan... What? I did NOT see this coming and I'm definitely taking it with a pound of salt, even after reading the article.

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/youll-never-believe-what-senator-elizabeth-warren-just-did

ZH running with it