This sounds pretty efficient. Parents are the only example most people see, and that definitely isn't always a great example to follow.

You can start a new tag and third wheel from afar. 😂 What Would Married People Do #WWMPD

Either that or you gotta talk to nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv and make your case for adoption.