I think that's too low of a bar, to be honest.
I think you can give birth to his children and also try to look feminine and appealing.
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TBH, giving birth to lots of children will give you big natural milkers anyway, that's half of the rent if you weren't already an ugly cave goblin before that
True.
Well, and don't totally blimp out or get really scrawny, and wear something with a fitted waist. Maybe grow your hair out and dress up a bit on Sundays.
That sounds very low-investment, but it's probably enough to upset most women.
Honestly, this is such a low hanging fruit.
Want to know what REALLY upsets people?
MEN DRESSING NOT LIKE A TEENAGER.