TBH, giving birth to lots of children will give you big natural milkers anyway, that's half of the rent if you weren't already an ugly cave goblin before that
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WE GONNA NEED DEM BIG MILKERS Y'HEAR BOYS?! #lol #lmao 🤣
True.
Well, and don't totally blimp out or get really scrawny, and wear something with a fitted waist. Maybe grow your hair out and dress up a bit on Sundays.
That sounds very low-investment, but it's probably enough to upset most women.
Honestly, this is such a low hanging fruit.
Want to know what REALLY upsets people?
MEN DRESSING NOT LIKE A TEENAGER.