Like, the German news mentioned the Superbowl was on and that some rapper guy was doing the half-time show that had won a bunch of Grammys and I looked over and said, "Have you ever heard of him?"

"Nope. I don't know where these football teams are from, either. I only know the Redskins and the Ravens and the Cowboys. And that the Dolphins make Hootie cry."

"I think they aren't called the Redskins, anymore, dear. They're called something else. I don't know what, tho. Something very forgettable, apparently."

"Well, that's a shame. Otherwise, DC could play Dallas and it would be a game of Cowboys and Indians."

"Well, I've never heard any of this guy's music, but I saw a picture someone on Nostr posted of some black guy holding a bunch of golden trophies, so that must be who this is."

"Well, now we know. Shh. Movie is starting."